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The Romney Wrecking Ball

2012-01-15T13:45:00.001-08:00

Well, whether you like Romney or not the energy is in the air that the asshole who made this blog possible in the first place, Our Muslim President, is heading for the trashcan where he should have been tossed at birth. Things didn't turn out that way, not only did he become President, he has bred offspring, two little Macdonalds customers who, unlike the Palin children, are given a complete free pass by the press against attack. What this means is that I am the only writer on earth attacking these two Hottentot, wide-assed Oprah fans of the future. At the moment, Romney is coming under attack from his fellow Republican candidates for being a Capitalist. Go figure that one out, meanwhile I will continue on here. Like him or not he is welcome to take over the White House as far as I am concerned. I even created a campaign cheer: MORMON OR MORON/ WHO WILL IT BE/ THE ALMOST-A-CHRISTIAN/ OR THE SOCK MON-KEY!! BURMA SHAVE!! Is catchy, no?

Year's End 2011

2011-12-29T11:05:00.000-08:00

Oh, hi nobody!! As you know there is one more year to the end of the sock monkey's term of wreckage. On Jan 1 I will be gearing up for a return to this blogging adventure in an effort to do my small part to put as much negative energy into his life, enough that he will cease to exist along with all those who like the fellow. Of course this will leave his wife alive. but you know what? - you take whatever winnings have been pushed across the felt at you and you leave the table.

The Los Angeles Shit-In

2011-12-01T00:32:00.001-08:00

The mayor of los angeles, a man named....some mexican name, i dont know what it is, rodriguez or chico, does it matter?....he said, almost with tears in his eyes after he used half the police force to shoo some vagrants off city hall property - where they have been shitting for 2 months - he said this was the greatest accomplishment of the los angeles police department in the whole history of the los angeles police department. He is considered a fool even by illegal mexicans. The cops have to be pissed by this praise because ten grannies with canes a-swinging could have run them off. On the other hand they are punished when they use force to clobber assholes so why not praise them when they just say "shoo"? The cleanup crews are all in hazmat suits. I am not kidding. It is like Bangladesh there. None of this bothers the mayor. he keeps saying he is proud of the shitters as well as of the cops. they behaved themselves he says. Well, yeah, they are all dying of dysintery and TB, of course they behaved themselves. EVen the press has grown weary of them. I suspect Obama is, along with mayor sanchez, proud of them too, he made it clear they represented his party in all their filth and indigence and random acts of criminal activity. The area looks like Haiti.

The New Nigger

2011-11-12T13:46:00.000-08:00

I notice that the Republicans are now fielding a nigger of their own. He is a rarity among niggers, he is not a Marxist. He seems to be some sort of a Capitalist. He seems to be under attack by the Democrats and maybe by Perry for siphoning Normal Niggers - ya know, stupid welfare commie niggers - away from the fold and into the American fold. They are doing this by saying he makes passes at white women. A good ploy to infuriate white men, but it doesnt seem to have the same effect on white women, all of whom fantasize about Mandingo Loveplay in the Steamy Swamp When De Sun Go Down. the Left seems to have overlooked this little ugly fact. However never underestimate the ability of a nigger to fuck himself over: I hear that Cain is now claiming that God told him to run. I wonder if God also told him to tell everyone. Cause if that's what God did, God aint too bright cause He just lost Cain the nomination. I am always amazed at people who hear things from God and immediately assume it's really God!! It never occurs to them that whoever is talking to them might be lying: that they might not REALLY be God at all!! "Hi nigger, I'm God!" "Whoa! Hi, God!! No, I don't need no I.D. you just puts dat wallet away! What choo wants fum me, Lawdy??" Never a doubt in their mind. They are immediately All In with this story. "Oh, You're God? Well, ya know, I am not at all surprised that you would be contacting me. I am an exceptionally worthy individual." Man, oh, man. Talk about thick-skinned and up-for-anything. That wouldn't be me. "YOURE GOD??HOLY SHIT!! LEMMEE OUTA HERE!!!!YOU GOTTA BE HERE TO KILL ME FOR THE FOLLOWING CRIMES NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT BYE BYE, GOD!!" then zing, i'm gone, like a cartoon road runner. You betcha.

Facebook Is My New Blog

2011-11-12T12:18:00.000-08:00

Well, here it is, Nov 12, and I have just not been around here much. I seem to do all my blogging on Facebook now. I don't know why. I guess cause there is more back and forth. There is certainly a lot more squabbling. At least there used to be. I managed to get rid of all the liberals and democrats however, and that means that only people who agree with everything i say hang around. When a troublemaker shows up he is quickly pounced upon by everyone. Then they run away. Since no one reads this but me, and even I have not been here for, what, a year?....I have been really negligent in keeping-up with this blog's original and basically only purpose: bad-mouthing the nigger in chief. I have been doing that on Facebook. However things are always so tenuous on Facebook, it is not conducive to "essays." I am basically an essayist. I have had some notariety writing fiction, but I write fiction basically for my own amusement. I write essays in order to communicate with others. I should probably stick to fiction because I am a lot more popular for that. However I like writing essays more. For one thing it's a lot easier. No characters, no plot, no dialogue, no structure, no theme, no resolution, no art, no comedy, no drama, no descriptive literary architecture to construct; essays are just emotionally-driven blather. Perfect for an Italian. Where was I. I have absolutely no idea what i am talking about. Now I have to actually re-read this. Hold on. OK; turns out there actually is no topic. So I have not been blogging. The deal is I would have to stop facebooking. And ya know, what with the sock monkey seeming to be on the fast track to oblivion, the original fury and hatred has been mollified a lot due to the collapse of the fucking moolie muslim bastard. Strangely another NIGGER is on the fast track to replace the one we have. But this nigger is not a Marxist Muslim. He's no match for The World Confederation of Socialist States, but since he will not get the nomination it doesnt matter. It's starting to look like Romney The Old Boy Network Favorite will be the nominee because he is basically a Democrat Socialist. Gingrich is the best choice as dictator because he is an American. Probably the only one on the public payroll other than the Marines. I guess the thing I like about Facebook is that you are not getting comments from anonymous entities. everyone has their own actual identity. so arguments and debates dont go on forever and get nowhere. The people who dont agree with me just either disappear or you can just ban them. You get to be a ruthless dictator - or an enlightened monarch if you would for some reason prefer being one of those fairies - whereas on blogger you spend your nights crying from the cruel abuse from unknown accusers. It's heartbreaking.

Steve Jobs And The Nigger

2011-10-21T10:14:00.000-07:00

Steve Jobs met with the Moolie In Chief a year before he died and tried to straighten him out. This suddenly explains the nigger making speeches last year advising idiot nigger children to avoid "distractions" like the ipod. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's how fucking stupid that muslim fuck is. Steve Wynn suddenly jumped on the "kick the nigger in the nuts" bandwagon yesterday when he said the same thing Steve Jobs said to the nigger, except Steve Wynn didnt say it to the nigger because Steve Wynn would never be in the same room with that muslim fuck. He said Obama is making it impossible for anyone to go into or stay in business in this Country. Maybe neither of them two know Obama is a Marxist. Maybe they just think he came up with this Plan For Total Wreckage on his own. He didnt. He has never come up with anything on his own, he's an idiot. Karl Marx came up with it on his own: a Satanic Jew that Obama thinks is a swell guy and keen role model for himself. I have become bored with Facebook because I get bored with things and I hope to once again, as the Obama Freight Train Into Hell reaches the end of its line 4 years ahead of schedule, hopefully with its task uncompleted. He has managed to accomplish one thing however in 2 and a half years; he's got white people hating niggers again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2011-09-25T01:19:00.001-07:00

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12481848/facebook-is-important

Nancy Grace

2011-09-17T12:00:00.000-07:00

Nancy Grace will be debuting on Dancing With The Stars in two days and today on TMZ i saw her doing the cha cha in the TMZ offices and doing the cha cha correctly and with vibrant enthusiasm. This has so depressed me that I have fled from Facebook in shame. I have spent the last two weeks predicting that she will be a calamity on the scale of a gigantic flow of molten magma across America. And now it looks like she could actually win the contest. She has the right attitude, she is immune to abuse, she lets ridicule bounce right off her and worst of all there is actually nothing to actually ridicule about her ability. Naturally this has depressed me more than the landing at Normandy depressed Hitler. It has left me doubting my own sanity. I have been defeated by Nancy Grace. If there is a lower rung of hell to be dangling by your fingers on I don't know of it. The terrorists have won.

Jimmy Hoffa Jewnyer

2011-09-06T23:10:00.000-07:00

Apparently Jimmy Hoffa Jr. forgot that Jimmy Hoffa Sr. disappeared because of his big mouth. I guess he thinks that the people that killed his dad will now give him, Jimmy Jr. a lifelong break to say anything he wants. I guess they think he is now a cutie pie as far as the Mob is concerned. Hey, Jimmy; everyone is a cutie pie to the Mob until they decide you gotta go cause you suddenly aint a cutie pie no more. Jimmy Junior was all Tony Soprano - a mythical, make believe individual created by members of the Writers Guild - he was all Tony Soprano today at a pro sock monkey rally inhabited by Teamsters. Who Jimmy Hoffa thinks own tanks and not trucks, apparently. He called on his Teamster "army" to take people like me out. You know, Jimmy, if you are going to tell people to take me out you need to tell them in secret. So I don't see it coming. Now I see it coming and I intend to not let it happen. In fact I think a court of law would see you as putting me into a position of potential self defense. I guess you think everyone is as afraid of you as your dog and your wife and your kids. Your dog and your wife and your kids are probably idiots, Jimmy. That's why they are afraid of you. But I aint a idiot like them. I think you're just a big fat blowhard who doesnt know when to shut the fuck up. You aint where you are because you are a bright guy. You are where you are because you are the son of a bright guy and have his same name. Keep in mind that your bright guy dad, while a lot smarter than you still wasnt smart enough to keep from getting himself killed because of his big yap. And he didn't piss off near as many people in his whole lifetime as you did in five minutes yesterday. Stew on that tonight, you putz halfjew.

Why I Hate Indians Part 2

2011-08-29T02:02:00.001-07:00

A white buffalo was born. Naturally the Indians are in a jizzing fit of euphoria because a white buffalo means that their cocks will grow another 4 inches long and two inches in diameter and that will make a big difference to the 9 year olds on the reservation that they fuck. The 9 year old depressed Indian girls will flock to them for more unwanted fucking if their cocks are bigger. And so will the 400 lb super depressed and listless 20 year olds. Calling an animal sacred is so fucking heathen and primitive Indians should be shipped to islands in the North Sea rather than on plots of land in a Christian country. They have the nerve to complain about their "rights" and meanwhile they pray to animals. And plants. And birds. And celestial objects. And meterology. White people are forever groveling at the feet of these savages and proclaiming them wise and wonderful. I notice they never invite them over for the night. If they do they get rid of all the beer before they get there and bleach the place down after they leave. But of course I am being silly, no one ever has an Indian over. For one thing they would have to drag the fucker in and then drag the fucker out. They aint what you would call balls of fire when it comes to moving from one place to another unless its from the barstool to the fl

Me And Facebook

2011-07-30T10:43:00.000-07:00

If there is one good thing that can be said about Facebook it is that it gives you a shocking daily lesson about how stupid all your Facebook friends are. The reason it is shocking is because if you are normal, which most of the people on Facebook are not, the people who you have culled from the general facebook population to be your "friends" are every bit as stupid as the people you have rejected as "friends," the only difference being their motivation for being stupid: the people I have as "friends" are not beating me over the head with their stupidity as would the people I defriend or never become friends with in the first place. Even among my "friends" which number apparently a hundred and thirty....about 120 of them are "blocked" so that i dont have to see their daily postings which are inanely stupefying and center around their pets and their gullibility regarding Facebook scams. Because there are a LOT of people who thing Facebook is actually real, a separate planet, a safe haven for their imbecilic brain static and loose cranial wiring discharges which take the form of self congratulatory expressions of goodwill and gentle caring, usually typed with their elbows so's not to get donut glaze onto the keys whereas Facebook is actually a creeping marketing computer program that learns your likes and dislikes about everything and sends appropriate messages about you to sellers and con artists and agencies of the government involved with putting people into prison. Facebook is basically a weapon which you turn upon yourself to see how long it takes for Facebook to destroy you. The only people Facebook is not a threat to are 7 year old girls whose Facebook vocabulary is limited to the word "Yaaaaaay!" If you say the word yaaaaaay in print on an electronic public medium you are probably - unlike the President of the United States - not going to be selling fully automatic shoulder -braced weapons to the Mexicans so they can shoot American citizens on American turf.

Laguna Festival of the Arts

2011-07-26T07:30:00.000-07:00

Every year in Laguna - an enclave of rich white people located in a peaceful curve of the california coastline basically immune to rough seas for some reason - the city government conducts an "art" extravaganza the focus of which is a world-renowned recreation of famous artworks using human beings. It is hailed globally for its relentless ingenuity. It also gives the locals a chance to paint the nipples of Laguna hotties who are used in the paintings of scantily clad Maxfield Parrish nymphs or strident French Amazons in curtain-y clothing with a breast exposed leading the brave French to victory. It's all quite an achievement. It's like a static version of the Rose Parade in its splendor and preparation. Beyond all of this creative grandeur however is a triad of plots in the vicinity which host "artists." There is the more hoity toity "main location" which hawks the goods of local Laguna "artists" someone or other consider to be "quality" "artists." These are trained craftsmen who can paint sappy pictures of women at the seashore or sappy pictures of barns better than the other craftsmen in town who are not quite so good at it: these people who are not quite so good at it go to a location across the street which delights in considering itself the less snobby venue for "art" created by a more down to earth sort of folk. People who don't have galleries on the main highway in other words. Then there is a third location nearby that has "international art" which means sappy craftsmen who have a little better handle on marketing their sappy crafts and who might live as far away as Tiajuana or Vancouver. There are basically two main streets in Laguna, one runs parallel to the ocean and one runs perpendicular to that and travels through the bottom of Laguna Canyon at the end of which is the small beach of Laguna. There is not a lot of room to maneuver a car in other words except at 3 in the morning when there are no cars but yours. At three in the afternoon however during the 2-month-long "art" festival there is a pileup in three direction at the end of the canyon where it meets the road along the shoreline that backs up cars in three directions. It would be four if there was a road going from the end of the canyon out into the ocean that reached Peru. In the old days - five years ago - Laguna was a place in California where if you lived in the Los Angeles environs and you were white but not rich you could go to Laguna and just bask in the reflected light of blond, white-skinned American Success Families. Happy dads, well-groomed moms and hot daughters and well behaved sons living their lives in a white compound of quiet and upscale food emporiums and a smogless sunlight of sea air and no fog. However now the Mexicans and the Iraqis and the Palestinians and the Somalians and the Armenians and the El Salvadorans and the Pakistanis and the Indians and the Jordanians and the
Turks have decided that Laguna is just the place for them and now it is a diverse, multi cultural melting pot of big fat third world pigs who all seem to have SUV's and 300 rootbeer skinned kids and a need to barbeque and play volleyball and plop their fat asses onto the tiny beach and burp while leaning back on their hands and stretching their legs in front of them and looking at nothing and thinking about refried beans.

Why I Hate Indians

2011-07-02T23:23:00.001-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/tribes-fear-loss-sacred-sites-near-nm-fire-225015488.html

Reading this charming tale of retarded stone age primitive shamanism will give you SOME idea of why I cant stand "Indians." or indigenous aborigines as i call them. This fucking redskin just can't WAIT to regale his grandkids with the story of the fire and how they prayed to the Wapoompa to make it stop but the eagle swooped against the crow and the Mameemee the fire goddess blew against the forest and the sacred lands were destroyed. Yeah well if you lived in fucking houses in Reno instead of in mud huts on a fucking reservation you wouldn't have to give a shit. He's all excited because a hundred years from now - when his decendants will i guarantee you still be living in the trees and the rocks and the shrubs instead of in suburbia - this story of ruin in the sacred lands can be retold. This is why I hate adults: they lie to children. Which to me is about the worst crime you can commit short of fucking them physically, instead of just intellectually.

Oregon

2011-06-28T14:39:00.000-07:00

We went to Oregon from Los Angels and took two weeks to get back. There are only white people in Oregon. Most of them are fat. A lot of them are mean but only if provoked. Otherwise they ignore you. They ignore you because they are all busy. Usually doing something strenuous. There is not one Mexican in Oregon above ground that I saw. And I am always looking around where ever I am. I saw two articulates. And I don't even recall where. It was LIKELY at the gay parade in Portland that we stumbled into. The only smog in Oregon is caused by the 20 volcanoes that dot the area and then its infrequent, every 500 years or so lasting a couple weeks and then just clean air for another 500 years. A great deal of river water flows through Oregon. The toilets there flush your shit and your toilet paper and your car too if you could get it in there because they laugh at water conservation. If the elected and appointed child molesters in California could figure or bargain a way to retrieve the water that Oregon lets flow to the sea California could hold another 30 million illegal mexicans with ease. But child molesters are only concerned with molesting children so that will never happen. On the plus side the lack of water in California will put a natural limit on illegal immigration. The trees in Oregon are so thick in places that is is like traveling through miles of billowing green smoke frozen in place. From the southern border to Bend is a hundred miles of straight road on either side of which is endless pine trees by the trillions that stretch left and right to no purpose other than to house the worlds stray cats and enough field mice and gophers to fill the stomachs of the world's stray cats. The stray dogs could live there to and kill the stray cats. The beauty of the desert is you can see on both sides of the car what you are passing through. Forestry could thrive for a billion years just cutting down the trees on either side of highway 97. Oregon is the abandoned mechanical trash capitol of America. Entering Klamath Falls is like entering the Transformers' planet after it goes extinct. Oregonians do not like to clean things up. They let them lay in the "yard" like Mexicans do. The DIFFERENCE is, the stuff in an Oregonian's yard is interesting. An Edsel made of rust. A Corvair made of holes. A train engine from the Union Pacific. 3,000 washing machines with wringers laying on their sides. A 50 foot high pile of rebar. A Tiger tank from a Rommel campaign. The trash in an Oregon yard is more interesting than the most pristine room of the Smithsonian. And by "yard" I mean 5 acre parcels fenced with '60 Pontiac engines. The whole State is an outdoor antique store you are not allowed to examine. There are not a lot of cute girls in Oregon. They are either killed or they freak out at the homliness of their peers and flee to Los Angels where ugly girls are treated like aberrations of nature. There are a lot of what are called "tweakers" in Oregon, mostly toward the east. Meth is the State bird. They do not make it westward very often because
they are noticed. They are not comfortable being stared at so they make appearances west of Bend in a fleeting manner and then zip back to the plains and the trailer hovels in the wilds.

Weiner

2011-06-11T14:33:00.000-07:00

Weiner the emaling Jew Congressman has announced he wants "treatment." I guess treatment for being a heterosexual. Faggots never request "treatments." Because in the eyes of politics and I guess America being a cocksucker is not an aberration. having a penis and wanting to stick it into vaginas however is something that needs to be treated. It needs fixing. Liking women is something that needs to be stopped.

The Republican Nigger

2011-06-04T17:32:00.000-07:00

The Republican Party is contemplating running a nigger of their own against the nigger in office. Talk about lost. Talk about scared. There apparently isn't a white man in the Republican cesspool who has the balls or the ability to take on that fucking ghettoblaster on legs presently fucking up the planet and shitting in the bushes outside the White House. So some nigger shows up who sort of sounds not-too-communistic and they go hide behind him and let him take on the nigger by himself. I really think we've had enough niggers in the white house, boys. It's time to wean them back to the planatations where they more or less can stay out of trouble and where they felt at least secure in knowing where their next meal was coming from and got to fuck all the best teenagers if they had the right muscle structure for farming.

Palin Meets Trump

2011-05-31T22:58:00.000-07:00

Sarah Palin, who seems to have the transparent cunning of a tree sloth, has paid a public visit to Donald Trump, probably to fuck him. I think as soon as he opened his mouth and started ripping into the nigger in chief that Sarah Palin started to drip large drops of cock-lube from between her legs. It is no accident that she makes herself up like the secretary in the porn movie with the glasses and the hair all done up that can cascade down at the removal of just one pin. And the husband of hers looks like he would be happier fucking a walrus than his old lady. She's got one daughter that has all her brains in her vagina and in her stomach and another daughter who is destined for the pages of Playboy the instant she hits 18, she has an indeterminate number of sons who apparently have so little personality that they never remain in the mind of the observer for longer than a meteor flashing along the horizon out of the corner of one's eye; Piper seems to be the only one in the family with a normal brain and psyche and would likely make a more sensible bureaucrat than her mother, and all of this chaos leaves Sarah Palin with an itch to hook up with a man who is her equal in drawing a crowd. Which immediately eliminates Odd - i mean Todd - from the competition. And puts Donald Trump at the head of her Feed My Vagina list. I just hope they both have enough capitalistic sense to sell the videos after the excitement wears off.

The Patriot Act

2011-05-26T23:22:00.000-07:00

The Patriot Act has been extended by the nigger in chief for another four years. The Patriot Act is the act that monitors patriots and puts them through airport searches and long delays and feels their cocks and twats and balls so that non patriotic Muslims can avoid having their feelings hurt. The Patriot Act is the first time in American history that Congress has used the word patriot in any of its impositions to freedom and lo and behold the act they attach the word patriot to is the one that restricts and punishes patriots the most. In Congressional Lawyereeze this makes perfect sense and is completely logical. The Patriot Act: targeting patriots all over America as suspects.

The Nigger Saves Europe While America Blows Away

2011-05-25T20:37:00.000-07:00

I guess the moolie in chief went to Europe because they like Muslims over there, and the sight of a nigger in town is pretty rare, so I guess he is receiving the attention that a visiting zoo animal would. Meanwhile half the American countryside is either blown away or under water, but until it threatens the niggers of New Orleans I dont expect he will be too concerned, and the press hasn't blamed him yet for the weather like it did George Bush. Maybe the press knows that the nigger wouldn't put up with it, he ain't afraid to yell at anyone he feels like it, unlike that drunken frat-ass Bush who just stands there and looks stupid while people call him names.

Nigger-Watch For A Joplin Memo

2011-05-24T18:09:00.000-07:00

I'm still waiting for Obama to take an interest, other than a gloating one, in the Joplin eradication. I GUESS IT HAS TO BE A NIGGER CITY and not a white one to get him aroused to the point of taking a gander at it.

GaGa

2011-05-24T17:38:00.000-07:00

This is the cover art to Lady GaGa's Born This Way album. I'm starting to like this cunt.

Gold

2011-05-24T17:05:00.000-07:00

I wonder when the gold speculators are going to realize that an ounce of gold - which is a stone that lays on the ground until someone picks it up - is not worth 1500 dollars an ounce. An ounce of gold is about the size of a pea. Very few people with 1500 dollars in currency would trade it for an ounce of gold. You cannot DO much with an ounce of gold. With 1500 dollars worth of canned tomatoes you can probably live for two years. At some point the gold speculators are going to realize that they are gambling that nobody will ever realize what I am now saying: that gold cannot help you in a true emergency or collapse of the economy: very likely you will need things - real things, not glowing stones - to survive. You can maybe trade one of your cans of tomatoes for a flashlight battery. But you probably wont be able to trade your ounce of gold for anything. Even though it is very valuable!

One Picture Is Worth.....etcetera and so forth

2011-05-24T14:48:00.000-07:00

Above is a photo I stared at and thought about for almost a full minute; deep in contemplation; awash in gradual enlightenment; and not enlightenment of an enlightening kind. The kind of enlightenment that makes you ask the cosmic and all important question that all men eventually ask if they have any awareness of life at all and that would be the question wtf? Yes, what the fuck; the question a wise man asks after becoming enlightened. the wtf-moment i am referring to right now, in this case, involves the photo above. Do you know where this is? No, it is not Mexico in the heart of the Yaqui homeland of anemic corn plants, scrawny chickens and 300 naked children hanging on to fat mommy's raggy dress. No, it is the border of Israel and Palestine. Wherever Palestine is. Apparently the border of Israel and Palestine changes every week depending on what the UN decides and what Israel counter decides. At any rate it is a border crossing between the two nations that have the whole entire rest of the planet in a fury and an uproar as to what do do about them. Americans are under constant threat of death, a ten year war has been engaged, 3,000 people and two skyscrapers on American land have been killed and destroyed, Europe is under threat of Muslim overthrow, most of Persia is in riot stage and all focus planetwide among nations with atomic warfare capabilities is honed-in at this spot in the picture: the Israel and Palestine border. And what do you see in the middle of the picture and the center attraction: that is right, a burro. A fucking goddamn prehistoric stone age covered-in-bundles-of-sticks burro. And is that asphalt and highway Macadam you see there underfoot of senyore burrow and his two mexican-like Chicklet-chewing bastard street urchins slash purse snatchers? No. It is dirt. Third world, fresh from the ground, never been not there...dirt. The whole world is focused and dying and living in tense fear and unquiet nervousness over two countries with a burro economy and a dirt foundation. You have to ask yourself how is this possible? And there are only two possible answers and only one of them can be right: because human societies are totally retarded and God is making a pretty apparent comedy show for the intelligent bystanders out of it. Or else it's simply because human societies are totally retarded and god is not involved, we are managing all this stupidity on our own.

The Mystery Of Israel

2011-05-24T10:08:00.000-07:00

I was reading the Yahoo Whatever this morning and there was some peripheral mention of Israel, four years ago, bombing a Syrian secret nuclear reactor. They sent planes out, into a foreign country, blew to smithereens an entire industrial plant, wiped it out, came back, landed their planes, the pilots got out and went for bagels, the news mentioned it briefly and nonchalantly FOR ONE DAY.... "Israel warplanes today flew into Syria and destroyed a nearly-completed nuclear facility.".....and then it was never mentioned again. Ever. By anyone. Not even by Syria. Israel did the same things a few years before that in Iran. They flew some planes in, blew up a nearly completed Iranian nuclear plant and then went home! The end! BOTH of these incidents I would think should have instigated ten years of arguing, posturing, Time Magazine Cover Stories, Associated Press Outrage, endless hour long showsd on Public Tax Supported Commie Radio, self-hating Jew journalistic relentless harping along with demonstrations and demands that the United Nations "do something immediately about this!!" But nope. Not a peep out of anyone. So why all this 40 year Palestinian never ending pain in the ass nonsense? Why is THIS important, that a bunch of crazed Muslim monsters that even the other Arabs don't like, monopolize the world press and attention for throwing rocks at a country that routinely flies off and attacks other nations? This is a mystery to me. And world politics is easy to figure out, but once in a while weird twilight zone enigmas like this pop up and i go hmmmmmm; "Why is THIS happening?...." Ok, thank you. Fuck you.

A Nigger Goes To Ireland

2011-05-24T00:24:00.000-07:00

There is actually a logical - logical to the sock monkey at least - reason why Obama went to Ireland. Because THAT'S WHAT REAGAN DID. And i guess no one has noticed but the leopard has for the second time changed his spots, from Marxist atheist, to Democratic Muslim and now to Republican Christian. He has picked up the Reagan playbook and is following it. His next move will be to meet the Pope. That will not exactly be like Satan meeting Jesus but it is an apt analogy. It's close enough to get the idea across. In a very rough and imperfect way. So Obama is now an Irishman and I guess the Irish are not at all pissed about it. I thought those people were supposed to have tempers. Guess not no more.

KLANGGGK! Another Fucked Up Nigger Mess

2011-05-23T10:49:00.000-07:00

This is a fuckin' riot. The 300 billion dollar war-proof car the moolie in chief rides around in totally disintegrated on an irish curbstone HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110523/ts_yblog_theticket/obama-hits-car-trouble-in-ireland

Barack O'Bama is getting in touch with his Irish ancestral roots, according to the Associated Muslim Press, because as we all know he is an Irishman of long standing. Faith and bejabbers. But oi loike it tu. Magically delicious. An' sure. He said to the cheering Irish peasants, "There's a little bit o' green in the red white and blue." What he meant was the green of Islam, but don't expect the Irish to understand that. But to return to the Beast - the sound of that 10 ton Paranoia Vehicle bottoming out on that cow catcher is the greatest fucking sound in sound effect recording history. They ought to use that as the template sound effect for collapsing undercarriages for the next thousand years. I'm surprised the machinegun didnt spring into action and mow down the crowd. HHAHAHAHA i'm laughing already and it didnt even happen. Imagine if it had. I would have to be hospitalized with stomach ruptures.---- "My name is Barack Obama, of the Moneygall Obamas, and I've come home to find the apostrophe we lost somewhere along the way," a clearly tickled Obama — make that O'Bama — told the overflow throng at Dublin's College Green with his wife, Michelle, right by him. "We feel very much at home." _AP ---- this is what is known as malarky. In case you ever wondered what that Irish expression meant. It means what the sock monkey was lying about. They are going to have to change all the upholstery where the sock monkey and his panoramic-assed wife were sitting due to the vast amounts of the Shits of Fear that came pouring out of both their asses at the sound of the undercarriage clanking to the ground and the vehicle stopping dead flat dead on a tank trap. They musta all thought the Taliban had come to call to impart the vengeance of Allah's most sacred and holy balls upon them all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "DIS KAW IB APOTA NEBBA BE IN TRUBBIL, ITE! WHATDA FUK. NOW WE GONNA DIE! HOLY MAKRIL ANDY!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joplin Missouri Tornado

2011-05-23T09:44:00.000-07:00

I am going to venture a guess that the sock monkey is going to totally ignore the Joplin citizens because they are all white. Oh, and Christians. The sock monkey does not like white people and he especially detests white Christians. I just don't think he has the acting ability to even pretend to be uttering any concern, I think it would give him a headache. On the plus side, without his idiotic interference things will go a lot smoother and a lot faster. Because Barack Obama is a fucking moron and his involvement in ANYTHING leads to chaos and confusion and discord. That is his gift: fucking things up. It stems from his Irish ancestry, I guess.

The Nigger Irishman

2011-05-23T09:11:00.000-07:00

The press is hinting that the sock monkey is actually an Irishman, faith an' be dither, an' sure, off with ya noo, saints be praised!!
It was alluded to in the main topic of the story which was that the "Beast" - which is the name given to the car the nigger in chief rides in, not the nigger in chief himself - the "Beast" - which is a specially designed vehicle that makes it nigger-proof, and which was likely designed by the Crips to Ultimate Anti Niggerattack Standards....well the unstoppable Beast got caught on a grating in the road in Ireland and wouldn't budge. There was no mention of whether or not the sock monkey and his wife both emptied their bowels into the upholstery at that point, thinking that they were now living a scene from a mafia movie, but i bet that smell is never gonna come out HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Here is how the AP headlined one of the stories:
"Obama connects with Irish roots." So you see? He is not a nigger at all. He is an Irishman. Faith and be jabbers. I suppose this also means that all the Irishmen are now also niggers. That would explain the tap dancing. Which both races seem to be quite adept at. Gee, Maybe Obama really is an Irishman.

The Nightmare Act

2011-05-22T23:38:00.000-07:00

The Dream Act is being touted on the news in California because the State Government is going to vote whether or not invader Mexicans should KIND of become citizens if they manage to shit in a certain pattern or quit pissing against their open car doors off the side of the freeway pretending their car is disabled when they are really just taking a piss against their open car door. I don't know exactly what they have to do but basically it is a new kind of amnesty program disguised as Heavenly Mercy. I know the angels and saints are involved because Catholic priests are swarming all over every Dream Act gathering of Mexican Indians because it means more children to fuck. Normal Catholicism is 50% voodoo and Mexican Catholicism is 90% voodoo and 10% out and out black magic. So "religious" candles, sold in grocery stores for 99 cents and which leap off the shelves, and have been for 50 years, are being carried piously by fat little Yaqui mothers-of-twelve and all the children and teens in these parades are dressed up like little white, well groomed children from Long Island, not like bandidos in wife-beaters and head bandanas, which is their normal attire. What happens in California happens eventually in what's left of America.

Cesar Chavez The Mexican Commie Agitator Has A Navy Ship Named After Him

2011-05-22T19:52:00.000-07:00

The United States Navy has named a cargo ship in its fleet the USNS Cesar Chavez. They wanted to include the Cesar so that no one would think it was named after Hugo Chavez the President Dictator Communist Tyrant of Venezuela. Like there's a difference between the two Chavez's. They're both Mexicans, it's just that one of them hasn't worked his way here yet. They better hire just illegal alien mexicans to work on it because no normal American citizen white male is going to want to exert himself keeping the fucking thing afloat. And Mexicans are not noted nor reputed as seamen so that makes the idea even better.

the ATF Sells Guns to Mexican Gangs.

2011-05-22T19:28:00.000-07:00

The department of the government that forbids you to make whiskey or buy chewing tobacco from another state or own a machinegun has been SELLING machineguns to the mexican drug cartels. See what happens when a muslim anti american nigger non citizen becomes president and then appoints a mulatto as attorney general?.....things really go haywire.

A Photo Of A Naked Human Female Ass

2011-05-22T17:07:00.000-07:00

This is a picture of someone's ass. I don't know whose ass it is and I don't know who took the picture. I don't suppose it really matters. As long as we know that the picture actually exists and that we are now looking at it. It is hard to actually STOP looking at it. It's the kind of ass you would actually lick the shit out of just to keep looking at it, if that was the offer.

Hitler Has An Idea

2011-05-22T16:41:00.000-07:00

One of the advantages of not being on facebook is that i can run a picture of MEIN BELOVED FUEHRER and nobody will get upset about it and i won't have to listen to lectures on how heinous a person I am. I know how heinous a person I am, I don't need your opinion. This particular picture, taken at a very auspicious moment in history is when Mein Fuehrer first suddenly realized how he would get a whopping lot of jews from their living rooms to the killing grounds: "Mein Gott! I haff it!! Boxcars!!!!!" Naturally the solution to any long-puzzled-over problem pleased him and this moment was no exception.

Soon To Die

2011-05-22T16:30:00.000-07:00

This guy here?....who plays Toby in The Office?....he's going to die soon. You heard it here first.

Grover

2011-05-22T15:37:00.000-07:00

This thing that looks like Grover the Muppet is actually Val Kilmer. Look upon it in awe and amazement and remember: you probably look even worse. Cause you didnt start out with the head start this guy did. And look what happened to him.

Nigger Football Player Says "YOU END DE LOCKOUT AWELSE!!"

2011-05-22T15:21:00.000-07:00

One of the nigger NFL players said - and all the news agencies jumped on it - he said if there is no NFL season the niggers will go on a crime spree. OF COURSE HE DID NOT SAY IT WOULD BE NIGGERS DOING THIS!!! What he said was crime would increase due to the frustration of footballs fans not having football games to keep them from committing crimes. I see this as a threat. He's basically saying "Gimme what i want or else i kiw yew." Niggers. Hey, this threat has been working since 1865 and there is NO reason to think that it is not going to work in this case. I would be willing to bet the idea got put into his head by Obama. This is the kind of amusing notion that would appeal to his nigger "kill whitey" sense of humor.
"Do this research if we don't have a season -- watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game."
"There's too many people that live through us, people live through us. Yeah, walk in the streets, the way I walk the streets, and I'm not talking about the people you see all the time."_______Ray Lewis, Professional Football Nigger

Donald Trump Begs Off

2011-05-22T15:12:00.000-07:00

Donald Trump decided he doesn't want to run for president. i guess the first thing the press did was dig up his draft dodging history. But I am going to fix this. Donald Trump likes to listen to people. I am going to write him an overland letter - that's rule number one for getting someone's attention - an overland letter complete with return name and address - and I am going to tell him "Just say this to the people who react badly to all the shitty crap on you they can dig up; just say 'Hey: assholes; do you want a president who can solve all our fucking problems?.... or do you want a president you personally approve of.' This will shut them the fuck up." This should get him to change his mind. It just needs to be said to him. He'll go "You know what?...this Jay Salami or whatever the fucking wop's name is makes sense. Fuck the American People and their pussyass judgemental hypocrisy; I'm running again!!!" He'll be so grateful he might even let me watch Veedahnka or whatever her name is nurse the new baby. WOO HOO!!!

The Nigger In Chief And The Jews

2011-05-22T14:55:00.000-07:00

The nigger decided that he would up the agenda of the Muslim Brotherhood and appease a few terrorists for his rude intrusions into the home and the forehead of Osama Bin Laden, and what he came up with was a proposal to the Israelis that they commit suicide. The head of the Jews, who this week is Bibideebee Netanyahu, said no, we decline your offer. The sock monkey, in case you have not noticed, does not like to be contradicted or disobeyed and he is saying in response "of course i did not mean what i said but you had better do what i said." 70% of the Jews in the USA voted for the nigger. Because Jews are an extremely exasperating race and anything they can do to piss off white christian republicans they will, and they will do it just for that reason and to hell with the consequences. Well, the consequence for voting for the nigger arab is that he is now going to try and destroy their race. Of course Jews love this kind of betrayal because they love being victimized. It's all they have, their victimization history. "Oy, vee haff suffid fa fife tousint yeez! Ven vil it ent????" Well it will end when you start using your fucking heads, assholes, and quit feeling sorry for yourselves. And executing your Deity cant have helped much either, you might want to try shitcanning your rules and regulations and get on the Apologies To Jesus train and see if you can learn something from his teachings. Christianizing yourself into bloodthirsty soldiers for Christ like the rest of us Westerners could change your whole fate. Assholes!!!

Hello Blogger

2011-05-22T14:28:00.000-07:00

I deleted my account from Facebook. Someone pissed me off. I have never claimed to be a mature individual. It will have no impact on my income or material life since facebook provided me with no income or any means to improve my material life. And it clearly cut into my very important blogging time, for which i also get no pay. doing two writing venues for no pay made no sense. So something needed to be done to make it sensible. And besides, my absence here has caused the five followers to drift away so now I have the whole place to myself. And i almost NEVER piss myself off. So while everyone on facebook is wondering what happened to the guy that says nigger? - I can get back to the important matter that got me on the internet in the first place: the sock monkey.

Noam Chomsky

2011-05-08T11:02:00.000-07:00

Gnome Chompcock is the formost "philosopher" of the Anti Christianity world, taking the place of the previous cock inhaler to hold that job, Bertrand Russell. Gnome, naturally, being a kind and gentle "humanitarian" - someone who loves all of humanity except Christian humanity - and i'm just guessing now but he probably also hates Israeli humanity, because he is a Jew after all and Jew philosophers don't like Judaism or that country over there in Persia that threatens to obliterate ISS-lahm, as the sock monkey pronounces it, and anti Christians love and revere ISS-lahm because ISS-lahm hates Christians. It's personal with them - where was I......Gnome Chompcock, being a humanitarian, love anyone who is not a Christian because Christianity is a reminder that the Creator became a human and freed everyone from the Law. Philosophers detest liberty. It drives them nuts. Because a free, capitalist society has no need of philosophers to tell people how to behave in accordance with the philosopher's commands. A philosopher in other words is a dictator without the balls to wade in with his fists and start brawling and take over the place. Philosophers prefer the "I am holy, you should follow me" approach. Here is Gnome Chompsky's opinion of the assassination of the most horrific Boastful Self Righteous Mass Murderer since Mao:

"It’s increasingly clear that the operation was a planned assassination, multiply violating elementary norms of international law. There appears to have been no attempt to apprehend the unarmed victim, as presumably could have been done by 80 commandos facing virtually no opposition—except, they claim, from his wife, who lunged towards them. In societies that profess some respect for law, suspects are apprehended and brought to fair trial. I stress “suspects.” In April 2002, the head of the FBI, Robert Mueller, informed the press that after the most intensive investigation in history, the FBI could say no more than that it “believed” that the plot was hatched in Afghanistan, though implemented in the UAE and Germany. What they only believed in April 2002, they obviously didn’t know 8 months earlier, when Washington dismissed tentative offers by the Taliban (how serious, we do not know, because they were instantly dismissed) to extradite bin Laden if they were presented with evidence—which, as we soon learned, Washington didn’t have. Thus Obama was simply lying when he said, in his White House statement, that “we quickly learned that the 9/11 attacks were carried out by al Qaeda.”
Nothing serious has been provided since. There is much talk of bin Laden’s “confession,” but that is rather like my confession that I won the Boston Marathon. He boasted of what he regarded as a great achievement. We might ask ourselves how we would be reacting if Iraqi commandos landed at George W. Bush’s compound, assassinated him, and dumped his body in the Atlantic. Uncontroversially, his crimes vastly exceed bin Laden’s, and he is not a “suspect” but uncontroversially the “decider” who gave the orders to commit the “supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole” (quoting the Nuremberg Tribunal) for which Nazi criminals were hanged: the hundreds of thousands of deaths, millions of refugees, destruction of much of the country, the bitter sectarian conflict that has now spread to the rest of the region."

People who talk the way Gnome Chompsky - who i THINK is an American citizen living in the USA - these people are called traitors. Or "people who aid and abet the enemy in a time of war." Unfortunately, this being America, we'll have to wait until Gnome Chompcock actually sets an explosive device off on a schoolbus before we can shoot the fucker without getting into trouble for it. Hope your kids ain't on that bus, citizen.

Donald Trump's Bitch Kills Bin Laden

2011-05-08T00:51:00.000-07:00

In one week Donald Trump has forced his bitch, the nigger in chief, to reveal something akin to a birth certificate and to kill Bin Laden. It's not a coincidence that Bin Laden had to die as soon as the nigger said "how high" when Donald Trump told him to jump. This was a major face-saving decision on the nigger's part. Anyone who says he is incapable of making decisions really under estimates this trained Muslim operative. It also shows that George Bush knew where Bin Laden was for his whole time in office after 9-11. He just didn't want to kill him. He is a friend of Bin Laden's family, you know. Very bad form killing a houseguest's son just because he attacked your Country. Bin Laden being killed by US Forces one week after Donald Trump demanded the sock monkey to do what he said is so not a coincidence there are no odds to describe it in gambling terms without drifting into numbers that would equal the amount of electrons in a neutron star. There is about one chance in a trillion trillion, in other words, of Bin Laden's death being merely coincidental to Trump's humiliating demands. Throughout American history it has always taken a white man to get a nigger to do any work and nothing has changed over the centuries.

Donald Trump To My Rescue!

2011-04-16T23:26:00.002-07:00

I started this blog the day after the sock monkey won the election. I waited 24 hours because that's how long I sat motionless just staring into the kitchen. Cecily recalls the day differently remembering that that was the day "things were quiet." I could have had catatonia brought on by a fatal overdose of brain cancer and internal bleeding and immediate rigor mortis and I don't think she would have noticed, being more aware of "the quietness" of things. Maybe if I had been there for two days instead of just one she might have had the thought that something was wrong. I don't know. Because by the second day I was resolved to fight that idiot commie muslim illegal alien piece of walking aids-infected coke addicted penis drinker with my every waking moment until if I had to I single-handedly personally got him removed from office either by pissing him off should he ever stumble onto my personal electronic war zone, pissing him off so bad so fast his fucking brain exploded, or else by inspiring an army of like minded but less articulate and personally infuriated Americans into voting him out of office and hopefully out of the country. My personal battle has suddenly been made easier by the tentative announcement that Donald Trump has decided to run After Obama's job.
Two years after the muslim fuck nigger bastard moolie commie kenyan Father Unknown sock monkey took office, at this halfway point my life suddenly has become calmer and almost enthusiastic at the announcement by Mr Cool, Donald Trump, a white man from the United States who has already shown us his birth certificate, that he is seeking the nigger in chief's job.
Needless to say the press journalist jew bad writers with university degrees in communication have leaped into the melee with the same enthusiasm and terror that they did with Palin: the difference being Trump doesn't defend himself against them, unlike Palin. He counter attacks. Nobody is a match for this guy. He is just too clever. And by clever I mean compared to his political enemies. He is already calling himself Obama's "worst nightmare." No other white man in the public eye will say even that Obama wears the wrong socks and here's Trump saying that he's Obama's worst nightmare. And he is not kidding: Obama will naver take-on Trump. He will run and hude every time because he knows as well as I do - and I know this nigger pretty good - that he is no match for Trump on any level or on any field. Trump knows that this coon has never had anyone opposed to him because he is "so articulate and well behaved: why, he's one of the GOOD niggers!" This is how whitey talks and thinks. But Obama knows his niggers. He knows this one is a fucking menace. God bless Donald Trump. And Wells Fargo. My next two years of Monkey bashing are going to be almost fun now that Trump showed up to help me.

Battle: Los Angeles

2011-04-05T13:56:00.000-07:00

I went and saw this today to see whether or not Rotten Tomato reviews ever come close to reality. I guess they do but you have to judge a Space Invasion Western as a space invasion western. Not as Art Made Manifest For Man By An All Wise Homosexual Effete.
Sometimes you just want to give people a chance to witness a what-if adventure. So, therefore - this is a great movie to see if you are an American Marine, a fan of American Marines, and a fan of space invasion movies. And if you can stand the "eternally-moving hand camera"approach to movie filming. Here's the movie in words: Marine sergeant is routing-out after a career of bravery cursed with accusations of incompetence. But wtf???...I'm practically on the bus back to Podunk and what's this Captain?.... You need me to fight for earth civilization?.....but.....FUCK GOING HOME, SIR, YES SIR!!!! One platoon - that is correct - one platoon of Marines, then, is all that is left in the Alien Beachhead of Los Angles Downtown to conquer a planet-wide invasion of biomechanical beings from another solar system who shoot bullets and rockets and within one day have basically decimated humanity. They accomplish this feat with the help of an illegal Mexican and his anchor baby. On the bright side, the illegal Mexican dies. His kid is nonetheless a citizen. None of this is mentioned I am just telling you what is implied and not stated. There is no loveydovey stuff; adolescent prepubescent boys rejoice. Every cliche'd distopian (distopian means "the world is a big fucking depressing nightmare mess and there is not a goddamn thing we can do about it") pain-in-the-ass time waster is in this movie but the good news is there are so MANY of the things they have to zip through them all at lightning speed. i went at a time when i knew there would only be about 20 people in the theater and all of them boys. they clapped when it was over. Which was kind of encouraging. I just aint sure what they were clapping about. I THINK it was from a kind of "yayyyy, we won!" kind of thing. I think. A kind of "Yayyyy for the USA!" I think. Maybe it was because they just liked the movie. My attention drifted a LOT during the movie because it was so lazily written. For instance, I was completely absorbed in The King's Speech, if you can imagine that. I hope some of this has been helpful to you and thank you for taking my call.

World Update

2011-03-19T13:18:00.000-07:00

Oh, hello nobody. It looks from the date of the last entry that i haven't been here for a while. i have been on facebook installing what amounts to internationally broadcast notebook notes to myself that other people can read. It's a short version of what I do here: waste my time. Since last we bonded the nigger has pretty much guaranteed the rabid-muslim takeover of the reins of government of all the marginally civilized Persian countries left over there and in the middle of a Japanese earthquake and tidal wave calamity he has gone off to South America to fuck some little boys in Rio. The nigger spent all of his campaign vowing to stop participating in the Middle East but the instant it looked like the toppling of governments in Persia was going to be reversed by Kadhafi Obama declared war on Libya in order to "prevent civilian deaths." When his team takes over there will of course be a wholesale slaughter of the population. It's what our foreign policy does: enables maniacs to slaughter millions. We did that in Russia, Korea, Vietnam. Cambodia, Laos, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, the Sudan, Central Africa, South Africa, Lebanon, Egypt, and now Libya. Only this time the nigger in chief is taking it personal. He will see to it that Kadhafi is pummeled so that one of his preferred muslims can slaughter the locals. Obama is a one man eradicator of civilization. If this is what the Bible considers "signs and wonders of the antichrist" - some idiot wrecking 6,000 years of slow progress overnight - then Obama actually is the anti christ. and it turns out the wondrous antichrist is a fucking dumbass moolie faggot.

State of the Nigger Address

2011-01-27T09:19:00.000-08:00

Our Articulate, as Harry Reid calls him, gave his State of the New Muslim Commie Nation the other day and even the Democrats are laughing at the guy. He has had to pretend to be a Republican and the Democrats are having a bit of a problem with it. They're turning on their nigger. Now the Nigger in chief still has a secret weapon which Whitey naturally refuses to look at: his legions of fellow articulates prepared to take to the streets like Egyptians and burn the place down. The instant the Sock Monkey addresses the Blackies, they are prepared to run around grabbing tree branches and bits of fire. A race revolt will be the Sock Monkey's final solution to his mounting frustration. He'll be fine with that. Because he's not a "president." He's just a nigger. And all this Pretending To Be White bullshit will be tossed off like a dirty shirt. On the plus side, the Negro Race Revolt will last about 24 hours. Then just Whitey and illegal Mexicans will be left. Then the Democrats will run an Illegal MEXICAN instead of an illegal Kenyan and it will start all over again. But that's later. First things first.

I Once Almost Killed John Wayne

2011-01-24T11:18:00.001-08:00

Someone on Facebook that I know used as their profile picture for a while a portrait of John Wayne resting a rifle barrel on one shoulder and looking Kinda Westernish. I'd had a couple of shots of Cabo Wabo and was basically free associating and saw the picture and remembered I tried to kill the guy once and almost succeeded. Well, I tried to hit him in the head with a hardball. Murder wasn't my motive. Hitting a target was my motive. I used to do "extra" parts as a kid. To get these jobs your overseer takes you to Meglin Agency when you are a kid and they look at you and decide if you are "what the studios are looking for." That means - at the time - that you COULD NOT POSSIBLY LOOK MORE WONDERFULLY AMERICAN THAN YOU ALREADY DO. And I was one of those kids who could not have looked more Wonderfully American than I already did. I could also learn a song in five minutes and sing it on key and in tempo and could tap dance better than a nigger. So Meglin Agency would send me out on "calls." "Hollywood" is extremely insular. There's a pathway to walk. There is only one pathway. You dont "break into" show business. You are invited in. It's like the Hells Angels for Jews. How long you stay there depends on how much money you can earn for your agent and the hiring party. Hollywood is like the Mafia, word gets around, and you are either "in" or you are "out" in Hollywood. If you are "out" you cannot make a phone call to ANYBODY. You are "out." If you are "in" you can right this second walk up to the guard at MGM - do they still have MGM? - you can walk right up to the guard at Warner Brothers and say why you are there and off you go, not even a pat down, not even an escort, you have the run of the entire fucking property. You can knock on Clint Eastwood's office door if you are inside the walls and they'll say come in. In fact the door will be open you just go in and someone will politely talk to you. That's how it is. The Hollywood Film Industry is insular even to other million dollar branches of the entertainment industry. Stevie Wonder cannot walk up to the guard at Warner Brothers and get waved through unless someone already inside the property specifically requested to see him. Jack Nicholson on the other hand probably could. "Hey, I'm just here to see if I can fuck Mel Brooks' personal secretary. Is Mel here?" "He is in Aspen, Mr. Nicholson." "Is that big titties secretary of his here?" "I don't know, sir, go right on in and let me know." "Thanks, fucker, here's some Laker tickets." "Why THANK you, Sir!!" "Nooooo fukkin problem....." I seem to have lost my place. So I would do lots of "facial appearances" on a lot of tv shows because I looked like an American Lad and I showed up to work on time and I did what I was told and I didn't fuck with people and then I picked up my check and went home. ONE of the shows was some tv show drama that John Wayne was a guest star on, like "Father Knows Best" or some tv drama like the Twilight Zone, or Mrs. Twatlicker's Pussy Adventures that sort of thing. Danny Thomas, or something. Who knows. So we were all at a park at the baseball part of it and there was supposed to be a kids' baseball game going on and they had to do "establishing shots" of the game in progress. Television drama is telling a story in pictures and sound and looking inside of someone else's imagination. In reading a drama your own imagination is doing tons of work as you read. In TV drama, other people do all the work. You just sit there and get affected in some way. So there was something supposedly occuring at a little league game and they needed to establish that there was a little league game going on and so they needed to film some little league shit. They wanted to film some kid hitting a pitched ball. They had some pitcher camera and back aways from the batter pitching baseballs carefully at the plate and I was the designated hitter because I was the only "Hollywood Kid" who wasnt a totally abnormal idiot totally-dorked-out-to-the-absolute-max geek, I could actually do things. And hitting a ball with a club was one of them. So since I could predictably hit the pitched ball every time and not look like a spaz doing it and since predictability is essential in filming because you have to do everything over and over because something always goes wrong and if the kid at least can hit the ball every time then that's one less thing to worry about. So I was the ball hitter. I'm a nervous, extremely self-conscious, fellow but sometimes all of that evaporates: and it is generally when a projectile is involved. When there is a projectile involved a kind of silent snow, secret snow descends softly all around me and all sounds and all thoughts and all considerations of right and wrong and some sort of unearthly Bad Thing coils around my soul and squeezes all the good impulses and good inclinations and every drop of empathy out of it. Especially if there is a human target. But any living thing will do if the assignment is to kill it. I don't know who exactly it is that does "the assigning." It is very likely me. So I was at the bat once again and they figured they had enough rehearsals and it was time to actually expend some film in trying to get the scene completed. I was in the batters place and there was someone who could throw accurately pitching and the camera was out by second base only closer but farther back than the pitcher, and cameras then were very large and on wheels with a seat and climbing apparatus for the director and very large. VERY large. And they cost 25,000 dollars. Which today would be 200,000 dollars. Surrounding the camera was a small line of people on either side and one of them was John Wayne. John Wayne was a very ordinary guy. He talked to anyone and everyone and he was "Actually John Wayne." If you pissed him off he would knock you down. If you said something funny he would laugh. He was as much on view and generally wandering around as all the rest of us. He wasnt off "in his trailer." He was at work, we were all at work, and when the job got done everyone goes home. And even in the movies everyone wants to go home. Overtime is a bitch. So John Wayne was out there behind the pitcher off to the right along with the camera and some other people involved in things. He was just hangin' out, i guess he wanted to see if I could hit the ball with film rolling. Probly everyone wanted to know. These are all professional adults. Lifers in the movie business in one way or another. And one of them is John Fucking Wayne - one of these employees there on this day. And that's all he was; another employee being paid by the same Whoever as all the fucking rest of us. He was one of the workers and that's how he conducted himself. After a while he ain't John Wayne no more, he's the tall guy that you've seen before in a million movies and now he's here doing what he's told to do like all the rest of us, and he's not being an asshole or a "star," he's just some really tall, engaging guy named Marion trying to pay the fucking bills. So John Wayne is out there by the camera and the whoeveritis is calling quiet and they're clacking things in front of the camera and some other guy is hollering something and the director is shouting things to the pitcher because there's no mikes being used at the moment and meanwhile this silent snow, this secret snow is starting to fall all around me and all these voices and all this imagery is fading and now all i can see is a very large black object with a large square black metal frontward-facing helmet made of four parts on the side of the astoundingly expensive lens and a little to the left of it is John Wayne, the world's highest-paid actor. Really expensive camera?....or really expensive star.....which to hit..... which to hit..... which to hit.....which to hit. My universe had become two potential targets. The question was, could I actually hit one or the other them with a baseball aimed and fired from a BAT from a completely unpredictable pitch from a complete stranger ? Was this even in the realm of possibility much less the realm of liklihood?? And of course the answer was a complete and absolute, no question about it, positive and definitive, no mental reservation, yes. Did the fact that there were a million eyes on me matter? No; there were no eyes on me. Only the eyes of the Force which was now in full operation. Was I at work? Was I at a job site? No. I was in a realm of quiet energy, majestic purpose, meaningful existence. I was in a place where I had been born to be, a place that had suddenly appeared, a place where only firepower matters and the will to set it into operation. I was not in a place of doubt or decision or conscience. I was in a place of attack and not just attack but successful attack, where the outcome was as if a reality already, an outcome of action-at-a-distance via a projectile. I set the projectile on its way and Nature, in Her benevolence and reliability and in faithful obedience to my desires deposits the projectile at the place of my choosing, which, based on my past performances, would be a place of maximum destruction, pain, sorrow; a sympathyless unasked and undeserved outrage upon the Innocent at my hands via the mighty internal power now surrounding me, the silent, secret snow of quietude and surety and the happy, peaceful ignition of every cell in my body in soft radiance, glowing like happy eternal, undying suns, cores and anchors of sturdy light, the glowing, radiant, fair and lovely light of pain from far away and coming to your door, you the poor undeserving victim of my little idiosyncracy. There was the mundane, unceremonious holler of AK-shun. The cameras of course are always exposing film long before the cry of action, but that is just to give the film cutters enough film to dispense with before getting to the 35mm exposures on a strip that are where the "story" starts. Action. Yes, action for everyone else there but not for me. For me the action was well underway; it began when the white comforting snow began to fall and muffle the sounds in the air and remove all from existence except for me; a projectile; and a worthy target. A target of Unusualness. A target of Consequence. A target of Majesty. Unfortunately I was presented with TWO such targets simultaneously; John Wayne, and a whoppingly important piece of equipment in a movie - the camera...... and only one projectile. And they were both right next to each other. could I hit even one of them? Of course. That was not even in the equation. All of Nature was nestled within my bones and atoms and whirring in calm, relentless efficiency. Miss? Not make contact? Not send the baseball to its target? Its target of Monumental Consequence? Those were questions not even worth asking. The question that was worth asking though was - which target. Holy shit, there are two of them; both of them excellent; John Wayne, terrestrial icon for all the nations; or a very expensive, cant-be-replaced-today-at-least Panavision rolling 20 Century Fox high-end piece of equipment? And the beauty that is overarching, to use Rush Limbaugh's favorite word, all of this was.....i would not get into any kind of trouble, either for killing John Wayne or for destroying an essential piece of equipment. For who could PLAN such a thing? Who could possibly PREMEDITATE this???? And the answer is of course, nobody. Who could make a flying machine? Nobody. Who could transmit sound and picture through the atmosphere without wires? Nobody. Who could light up the earth with a filiment of tungsten? Nobody. Who could premeditate and carry out an execution-by-baseball through the swinging of a bat in a completely randomized scenario of a thousand different variables over which there is no central control? Nobody. The destruction of the camera or the death of John Wayne now thus assured, there was at the same time the somewhat conflicting instance of there being two worthy targets and only one traveling baseball. For some reason this did not annoy me as much as - looking back on it - it probably should have. In fact i did not see it as a problem. I must have concluded on some level that I could destroy the both of them. At the word "action" the pitcher went through his calesthenics and released the ball. I was forced to pay some cursory attention to the baseball because i seemed to lack the gift of clairvoyance, however at the same time i was able to put my real mental image on the target yonder: which now had two locations. In my innocence and youth I blamelessly assumed both objects would be destroyed. This was not the way apparently the Universe is constructed regarding these "gifts" if they can be called gifts, this silent secret snowfall of death and destruction. Apparently focus is required and mine was split. The baseball came to some location near me and the Mechanism Now In Play moved me, i don't remember, either forward or back, in order to present a common ground where the ball and the "sweet spot" of the bat could intersect. You hear a lot of talk about the sweet spot but what is it exactly. It is the place on the bat where there is as much mass behind as there is in front. When the bat makes direct, face-on contact with the baseball at the location of the sweet spot and it is at the maximum power-location of the swing: you don't really "feel" the bat hit the ball. No, what you feel is the baseball equivalent of an ejaculation. Now, there is no sperm involved nor is the penis engaged or activated. It is more of an emotional, spiritual experience. It is like you have done something majestic but felt no effort or pain or discomfort. In fact striking the baseball on the sweet spot is a mood-elevating experience even if it is a pop-foul, or an
into the glove out or if you are beaten to the base or if its a home run. What happens to the ball after you hit it with the sweet spot makes no difference, the spiritual ejaculation of having hit the ball on the sweet spot is satisfying enough. It reaffirms your self-deluded opinion of yourself as a major-leager. But this is not a baseball lesson; contact having been made in as exact a manner as i had wished, the hard sphere of death and destruction departed again at an acute angle from which it had arrived and shot in what appeared to be a gradually ascending path at ramming speed toward the camera and toward John Wayne and yet not at an intersecting course with either one and shot just above and to the left of John Wayne's head who was standing just to the left of the large camera apparatus. Others in the line of distant onlookers looked at John Wayne whose head was the closest to the flight path and he looked at them and all were experiencing a moment of fun; that kid, wow, he almost zonked you, ey? - hahahahaha wow, do we need to shoot that again? - and everyone said no, that was fine. I had looked to watch the ball before i started the cursory run to the base and felt a bit of remorse; i had missed both John Wayne and the camera; apparently two targets in simultaneous competition for destruction had created some disturbance in the plan. They wrapped up the day and everyone was glad that the shooting was all over and we could all leave. Whether or not anyone came over to me and said good job this or that was really swell that...i have no idea. I do know nobody had ducked, and the head the ball came the closest to - Mr. Wayne's - had not moved as the ball flew by it. It all happened too fast. If it had just been a foot to my left he would have been down on the ground with a badly injured face and skull. If. On the plus side, if there is a plus side, i didnt kill John Wayne. On the minus side he lived to make The Conquerer. What was he thinking. I blame myself; I could have maybe knocked some sense into him.

A Satanist Shoots a Democrat: Sarah Palin Blamed

2011-01-23T21:25:00.000-08:00

Some guy in Arizona shot to almost death a democrat senator or congressman and the Associated Press said it was because of Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin, being basically an idiot, and taking American Politics VERY seriously, got all pious and self righteous and pissed off some Jews - which is what happens no matter what you do, you piss off the Jews - and she had to start yapping and yapping instead of telling a few jokes, which not only would have pissed off more Jews - which is always entertaining - but would have gotten lots of laughs. For instance she should have said "No, neither I nor the Conservatives had anything to do with the shooting or else there would have been a higher body count." Some jokes cry out to be told and this is one of them. What's the worse that could have happened?....what happened anyway. Whatever that was. It would have been no worse and probably would have made her a hero for at least an entire week. Or she could have said "Did you see me trying to shoot a caribou on my tv show?.....then you gut a lotta nerve saying i could hit the side of a barn with nine shots much less hit nine people with nine shots." If someone is going to drag you into their little universe of weirdness you might as well have some fun in there. But she is not a thinker and is not a gal with a lot of imagination. I mean she is no Paula Poundstone. She is basically a bore. PLUS she needs a new husband. And a few new kids. She shoulda made some trades with Kate Gosselin when she was there. Gosselin's kids look like they have some intelligence. on the other hand they dont have Todd's Exkimo DNA, which is about the dreariest collection of atoms and electrons in the universe.

Todd Palin Fucks A Whore

2011-01-22T23:12:00.000-08:00

Apparently Todd Palin - an eskimo - is fucking a prostitute, and has been for years. The Enquirer - a newspaper i revere - has broken the story. I watched Sarah Palin's Alaska With Droning Voiceover and noticed that the entire family was fucked up. Willow and Wallow seem to have eternal snickering sneers on their faces, Todd did nothing but insult his old lady, Piper, named after an airplane, seems to be the only normal one in the family, probably because she aint fucking half the town like everyone else in the house is, Sarah Palin seemed unable to put one foot in front of the other despite her endless claims to being a great outdoorswoman, she is the world's worst rifle shot, she hunts like a nimrod, yakking and chatting and walking with a pole and not a rifle. The son, Branch, stayed as far away from the whole herd as much as possible, and the only one who appeared even more fucked up than the Palins was Kate Gosselin. And she is VERY fucked up. Todd likely fucked her too while she was there. Which would explain her odder than usual odd behavior.

2011-01-22T23:05:00.000-08:00

The Articulate in Chief is seen here giving the Jedi "thought erasing" gesture to his listeners as he prepares to explain to them how he - who has never had a job other that the Chief Executive - why is it that this fact doesn't tell anyone but me that the job of President has to be the easiest on on earth?....if a nigger who never even worked at Macdonalds can hold the position and not be fired for four years? Why does this not tell anyone that the Presidency is a farce? Anyway he is seen here hypnotizing the legions of white admirers of his into Nigger Sleep - which white people seem to have learned from him and from their rapping song-idols - he is lulling them into understanding how he will "improve the economy" which he is destroying. He will probably get lots of encouragement in this magical event. We all like our deities to do well.

Two Thousand And Eleven

2011-01-05T13:16:00.000-08:00

At the moment Facebook is "unavailable" to me and this happened a few seconds after i said something about the jews killing Jesus and nuns with cocks in their mouths. That means I am now here. A place I seldom go since Facebook came into my life. I get things off my chest a lot quicker there however they are lost forever except to the FBI in the event they ever need to collect my Facebook files. The sock monkey has suffered some slippage of his power base since the "tea party" - which has been compromised by the Republicans and the tea partyers are of course too naive to see this - since the "tea party" had a monumental effect on the Cuntgressional elections last November. A man named Boner is now the speaker of the house, America having had its fill of Cuntly Cuntlosi. However the Supreme Court is packed with commies put there by the nigger in chief so dont look for any illegal alien problems to ever be solved outside of an armed purge conducted by legal citizens who just go berserk from exassperation at the emergency-room situation in this country and the welfare to illegals which is breaking every socialist bank in every state and county and city a d federal government we have, which is about 3,000 different governments here in the land of the free.

Sarah Palin Goes On A Hunt For Bullshit.

2010-12-05T22:01:00.001-08:00

I just watched Sarah Palin go on a caribou hunt. She's claiming she has been hunting all her life - she ain't hunted for anything other than her self-righteousness in her life. If she's ever been on a hunt before I have a ten inch dick that hunts. She didn's carry a rifle, she missed 6 times until they gave her a gun with some range which she didn't want to shoot "because it kicks too much." I don't know who the fuck she thinks she's kidding. I guess she's kidding the American voter, they're easy to fool.

Special Blog Announcement

2010-11-28T10:09:00.000-08:00

I would like to announce that I will no longer be using the word nigger here. While I was trying to find a particular post here the other day, I went back in time, so to speak, reading the things I have put here, and I was a bit surprised to see how many posts had nigger in the title and then a million more niggers in the text. I said, wow: i said nigger a lot. But then I remembered why I started this blog in the first place: a muslim nigger had been elected President. It was not so much the niggerness - i actually dont give a shit about niggers OR whites or anything ELSE when considering someone's job performance. Just their job performance. But Obama was and is such a threat to Christianity and individualism - what America is all about - that I had to ramp things up to the maximum goin' out the gate to set an example of fearlessness and leadership, even though I don't have either quality. You merely pretend that you do in the arena of politics - which is really an arena better suited to women and homosexuals. Where was I. Oh, yes: I will no longer be saying niggers but will instead be substituting the Completely Much More Courteous word "articulates." I have the Democratic and Republican parties to thank for this civilizing of my vocabulary. The leaders of both parties now routinely call their negro associates "articulate." One even referred to his own particular Negro favorite as articulate and CLEAN. He is much more civilized than I at this stage of my continuing development and refinement, I will settle for "articulate" and consider myself as having made progress. We don't want to try and send me running up Everest in one day. OK, that's all. Back to your porn.

The Best 3 Minutes In Porn History

2010-11-28T01:14:00.000-08:00

The title of the post tells it all.

http://www.xvideos.com/video680889/brittany_duran_colorado_naked_shower

I Interview The Pope About African Penises

2010-11-22T12:59:00.000-08:00

After the Pope made a remark that African male prostitutes might as well use condoms to prevent aids, I sought and received an interview with him. It went like this:

JJ: "You mentioned African male prostitutes specifically in your remarks, does this mean that you think about African mens' penises more than you think about, say, Rumanian penises?"

Pope: "As you know, it is my duty as the Visible Head of the Church to think about all mens' penises equally. I know that I am opening myself up to accusations of racism having made my remarks only about Negro penises. I can assure you all penises enter my thoughts at one time or another. Even yours, though I have not seen it. The Catholic Church has been thinking about penises for 2,000 years. We even have a feast day called "The Circumcision" on which if you do not attend a Catholic Mass, which is the 'unbloody sacrifice of the cross,' you will go to hell. The feast of the Circumcision celebrates Jesus having his foreskin sliced off 8 days after he was born. Now circumcision is a specific religious duty of the Jews, the 'remnant' of Ancient Israel. But the Catholic Church of Rome, while not Israelite, DOES like the idea of circumcision because - as you probably know - it involves the penis. The Catholic Church is extremely penis conscious. Are you circumcised?"

JJ: "No."

Pope: "Have you ever thought about it?"

JJ: "No."

Pope: " I find that almost irresponsible."

JJ: "Not thinking about it?....or not being circumcised."

Pope: " Both. Would you like me to circumcise you?"

jj: "Have you done circumcisions before?"

Pope: "No. But you are here and we ARE talking about it. Present to me your penis and I will remove your foreskin."

JJ: "I don't want my foreskin removed."

Pope: "It won't take a minute. Let me find a knife."

JJ: "I don't want a circumcision. I want to talk about condoms on male prostitutes in Africa."

Pope: "Either matter is fine with me. As long as penises are involved."

JJ: "Do you ever think about Chinese penises? Or is it mainly African."

Pope: "I think about all penises. It is a tradition of the Church that all Catholics think about penises 24 hours a day."

JJ:"This seems odd insomuch as 'playing with yourself' is a mortal sin - and a mortal sin is one so greivous that if you die without forgiveness you go to hell for eternity."

Pope: "You are very understanding of right and wrong, I am impressed. Usually men with foreskins are a bit slow in their understanding of things. For example, they do not understand the need for circumcision. Are you SURE you would not like for me to circumcise you?"

JJ: "We'll see. Why does the Catholic Church focus almost exclusively on penises? Jesus never mentioned penises. Or fucking for that matter. In fact he saved a woman's life who the people wanted to kill because she was fucking."

Pope: "As Pope i do not use the vocabulary you do but we are talking about the same thing if I use the word adultery. Adultery involves a penis. In the Catholic Church the penis is best used when used in conjunction with another penis. This way adultery is avoided. Adultery involves a vagina. I never ever think about vaginas. Vaginas to me do not exist. I am celibate. Celibacy means you do not engage in heterosexual sex. A life of service to God in the Catholic Church for a cleric means a life of homosexuality. You can be celibate and engage in homosexuality because homosexuality is by definition an Unnatural Act and so is outside the boundaries of the definition of celibacy which means abstinence from heterosexual congress. And by way of corollary, abstinence from adultery. Which as you know is a violation of the 6th commandment. 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' Adultery is heterosexual sex between a married person and someone he is not married to. A man cannot commit adultery with another man because there is no marriage between men. This is why the church fights so vehemently against same-sex marriages: because then sex between a priest and a married man would be adultery if the man was married to another man, or even, God forbid, a woman. And then we would be sinning. It's all very precise, salvation is. It is a razor-thin balancing act between this word here and that word over there. This is why we have theologians; to explain the pitfalls involved in using the wrong vocabulary. Eternity is not something to be trifled with. And then there is the nasty matter of the nuns: 99% of whom are clam-bumping, man-hating, emotionally-deranged, liquor-swilling bulldykes. If you will excuse my language. If same sex marriages were allowed by Cannon Law we would lose our entire female slave labor force because they would all, overnight, be adulterers. And adultery is something SPECIFIC and we are forced always to deal with specifics. Homosexuality in and of itself?....who even KNOWS what that is. It is a complete violation of all the laws of nature. It is beyond comprehension. People who engage in it are therefore outside the very realm of judgement. How do you pass judgement on something from another dimension? You cannot. You know, being circumcised can help prevent penis cancer."

JJ: "I have heard that. In the future can we expect you to be making announcements regarding the penises of men from other parts of the globe? And regarding men of other races? Or do you think you will be putting all of your attention regarding pronouncements about penises and prophalactics on black African males."

Pope: "From what I have heard black african males, especially the black african males who use their penises as tools, not just of sex, but of livelihood, are spreading Aids via their black male African penises, and if Aids is not stopped then some day in the future we will not HAVE black male African penises. Not that I would personally be affected by that. You do understand that, don't you?....That I would not be personally affected by the absence or disappearance of black male African penises? You do understand that?"

JJ: "Yes, I understand that. Have you ever said anything one way or the other about the penises of white Russian male prostitutes?"

Pope: "I do not think I have addressed the matter of white Russian male prostitute penises in an arena of public discussion, however I have thought about them from time to time."

JJ: "And what conclusions have you come to about them."

Pope: "I think they should all be circumcised."

JJ:"After penises what would be the most important focus of the Catholic church regarding its believers."

Pope: "Semen."

JJ: "Semen?"

Pope: "The Catholic church is almost as fixated on semen as it is on penises. Which brings me back to the black African male prostitutes. I have decided that if their semen is collected inside a condom, and if I am told about it personally by each black male prostitute, then I can intercede for them to Almighty God to forgive them their heinous act if it will prevent a spread of the HIV infection."

JJ: "Semen is not the only way HIV is spread."

Pope: "What?"

JJ: "HIV can be spread by any bodily fluid. A black African non prostitute can have a white anglo saxon Protestant journalist spit saliva into a wound on his arm and potentially transmit the Aids virus."

Pope: "That's very interesting but since no semen or penises are involved that is not the kind of thing the Catholic Church would concern itself with. In the case you mentioned it is merely a medical matter, not a matter involving salvation or damnation and eternity and hell and heaven and all of that. The incident you mentioned would only involve medicine. There is no sin in saliva. There is only sin in semen. In semen there is sin, in saliva there is only spit. Big difference."

JJ: "As Pope do you think more about semen? Or penises."

Pope: "It all depends on who I am talking to. If I am talking to pubescent boys then my focus is on semen. As you know ejaculating semen is a sin if there is no opportunity for at least one of the semen cells to fertilize an egg. And if the semen is lost during a nocturnal emission there is no sin unless pleasure is derived from the experience. And so when I am talking to young boys about nocturnal emissions, it is important for me to question, question, question, and interrogate unceasingly the youngster to see if he is telling me the truth abut whether or not he enjoyed the ejaculating experience. His eternal soul is at stake. If it turns out, after a long period of examination, that he did enjoy the release of seed from his penis then he must confess it. To a male priest. This is very important. If I am talking to adult males like yourself, most of whom are usually circumcised, unlike yourself, then I talk about penises."

JJ: "If I, as a non African black male non prostitute who does not have Aids, use a condom, am I committing a sin?"

Pope: "Yes. Semen is not supposed to be accruing in a condom. It is supposed to be accruing around an egg. It is also a sin for black male African prostitutes, make no mistake. It's just that if it will keep someone from getting a terminal disease, then I - with enormous reluctance - concede that I guess two wrongs don't make a right, but one wrong and one mitigating circumstance MIGHT make a lesser wrong. Or something. Like I have made clear I am not very clear on the matter. I hope that is clear to you in the same manner that pre-ejaculatory lubrication is clear. Yours is clear, is it not? Even when it makes its way past your undoubtedly filthy foreskin? If your foreskin was circumcised you would not have that foul and filthy smegma problem which I am sure that you have but which I can alleviate quickly and forever right here and now if you will just allow me to circumcise you."

Sarah Palin's Alaska

2010-11-15T08:46:00.002-08:00

I watched episode one of Sarah Palin's Alaska last night. I still have blood coming out my ears. She has a droning voice that cuts deeper than the edge of a broadsword coming down, and through, the top of a head. She addresses the camera like there are only 5 year olds listening at the other end. She drones on and on and on like its kindergarten class. She has a family the size of an elk herd and none of them ever say anything. It's all marginally creepy with really great scenery. Her husband Todd is even more Todd-like than is usual with Todds. He never speaks and seems barely conscious. It is like he walked into a propeller at the age of five. There simply seems to be something wrong. He has no emotional range of any known life force. It is like he is a bland robot. He one of those circular mouth-beards that is a directional device to men in the public restrooms to show them where the dick goes. Blowjob beards, I call them. I guess they have some other name. I call them the beards gay men wear. They are very silly looking. It's a silly and very gay thing to do to one's - already idiotic - facial hair: trying to make it look "nice." If you are going to have facial hair, just let it happen. Don't fucking do architectural renderings with it. Either let it grow or cut it off. Don't fucking manicure it like a trellis vine or a window box full of posies. So anyway he's got one of these circular, around- the-mouth gay monstrosities on his face. It could be he wants to go full-on backwoodsman with the facial hair but that Sarah will only allow a sort of gay appurtenance to be planted and cultured on his mug. The rest of the family, except for Piper, seems to be on some eternally-wary pathway of silence. Willow, who is a fucking fox, is apparently getting plowed by some rutting teenager who sits around the place like a muted rabid dog who is having a tough time pretending he is a casual visitor and not someone who is getting his cock alternately and frequently sucked, jacked, tit-fucked, and surrounded by hot teen pussy at every possible moment when Mom leaves to go chop down a pine tree. The sound of Sarah Palin's voice would drive jackels off a freshly dead zebra. It is really the most grating banal bone-jarring harpy screech ever aired on evening television. The sentences are endless, droningly jarring, and always devoid of content. She has absolutely NOTHING to say. Which is fine, most women have nothing to say. Unfortunately this woman with nothing to say is hosting and starring in and doing all the narrating of an HOUR LONG television program. As television shows go it's pretty brutal. As "reality" shows go, it's probably the most endurable because it is devoid of emotional drama and histrionics. It is devoid of emotion generally. The glaciers of the local terrain have more life in them. The family moves about as though they are all on leashes and are trained to show no personal energy. Except for Piper. She seems to have been allowed to express herself. Maybe that will come to an abrupt halt the first time she feels a strange desire to do something between her legs other than eject piss. Maybe Mom is just at a loss at how to interact with someone who has an identity. I dunno. I do know that Willow is a seething tempest of magnetic
beauty. She goes around like she has a treasure chest of secrets that she is prepared to reveal if anyone gives her any crap about anything. But let's return to Sarah's voice. Jesus God, it would unplug a dirty drain. It's that abrasive. If there was ever some actual content in the utterances, it would not be that much of a problem. If there was something coming out of that clarion, bleating throat that you could get your thoughts around to divert your attention from the noise, things would be fine: we always overlook a social shortcoming if there are overriding perks of usefulness. And I would call having a voice that would de-louse a
Sicilian a social shortcoming. Apparently no one connected with the production staff has told her "You need to shut the fuck up or else say something genuinely interesting, Mrs. Palin. Cause your voice would crack walnuts." Nobody seems to have said that. Maybe by episode 6 someone with no concern about his personal future in television or politics will tell her. It could be that the whole family has been driven stone cold deaf from ear damage and that is why Sarah does all the talking. And maybe that's why she pumps up the volume of the talk. But, really, by the 45 minute mark the instant she would start to hellishly yammer about absolutely nothing as though she was discussing the wonders and intricacies of fractals I was actually yelling at the screen SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIVE IT A FUCKING REST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT NO MORE SHUT THE FUCK UP! PLEASE!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Usually when I yell at the screen Cecily gets emotionally drained but this time she just kind of stared at the screen quietly as though she was praying in her heart that Sarah Palin could hear me and that she might find it in HER heart to comply. Didn't happen, though.

The Barking Dog That Finally Got Out

2010-11-08T11:47:00.000-08:00

I have a jogging route that takes me around Arcadia; around the golf course, around the park, and up a dark spooky street that parallels the race track on the east side and winds into a long black stretch that escorts the 210 freeway on the other side of a thin swath of choking forestry for two miles. I have an Ipod that i have in one hand, a cell phone in the other in case i get hit by a car and need the cops to figure out from cell phone data where to take the body. i run with a long strip of cloth around my head that secures the headphones to my ears. I have 19,000 "songs" on the ipod. everything imaginable is on that thing except country western, hawaiian, and klezmer music. There are a lot of music soundtracks from movies. Many of the movies are of the monster, science fiction, thriller, vampire, war gods, die-a-thousand-relentless-grandiose-deaths movies.....i like to run with intense music in my head because it takes my mind off running: which i fucking detest. It is just so goddamn boring. I am an extremely musically-responsive person. I have the soul of a True Choreographer. A true choreographer is one who translates the music the dance is being danced to - he translates the music into a visual apparition of it. The more accurately he does this the better choreographer he is. I am not actually a choreographer. But I should be. i select from a large vat of music anything that will enable me to forget that i am engaged in the dull enervating horror of jogging and which will lull or prod me into the delusion that i am actually doing a dance that involves putting one leg in front of the other 15,000 times. That seems to be the number that the pedometer seems to hover around when i get back from the ordeal. It takes me about an hour and a half to do a 15,000 step dance routine. I only jog at night. preferably after everyone is home from work and settled-in after dinner. This means i leave around 9. The route i take is very dark most of the way. A lot of Arcadia is empty space. Vast pitched-into-pitch parking areas for a horse track that is rarely used anymore, a large golf course unlit at night like a huge garden forest, a park uninhabited by light or sound by night but inhabited by millions of illegal mexicans by day, cause , you know, they DO love parks, having none in that shithole we call Mexico where they crawl here from and then litter America with their soda cups and burger papers that they refuse to discard properly because they prefer to act with contempt for the land they hate, which would be the United States. Have I gone off topic? Oh dear. Those Mexicans. They do distract me SO!! Part of the route is the police station and the government offices, which is another sprawl of dark land. Then there is the Methodist hospital, a huge blob of dark activity at night when those in hospitals choose to die, and one side of which is the parking queue for the endless ambulances which arrive constantly at night in howling clamor from having dragged relentlessly accruing semi-lifeless bodies from the nearby 210 freeway which accumulates a higher body count than the afagistani war, which like the freeway is another government project. For several years the hospital has been building another building which encroaches upon the street and has no sidewalk and no lights and forces you to walk against the flow of traffic, which is three lanes, one way, 45 MPH speed limit which means 60 MPH in real life. The flow in the other direction is a fifth of a mile away across hospital and police and municipal property, and is also three lanes, the other way, at 45MPH. There are no signs warning anyone who enters one side of Huntington or the other from one of the many driveways that these are one way streets, and at ten at night they are lightly trafficted and so it is common to see a stranger to town or a
preoccupied person enter one of these two three-lane-highways THE WRONG DIRECTION. If they do this anywhere near where I am jogging and i think i can get to them in time i run up to them and pound on their car and yell at them "You're gonna die!!!" You might think this is a good way to get yourself an invitation to death. It turns out that if you yell at people from out of the blue they all react as though you have a good reason for doing so. No one ever actually expects to be attacked. So I often have pure, unadulterated, drama on these nightly excursions, saving lives. I am never thanked incidentally. They are too freaked at what could have happened if they had not been stopped. They either extricate themselves from their predicament or if they are too rattled i start ordering them what to do. People follow orders if they are barked with sincerity. They're cattle. This is not a criticism from me at the moment, it is merely a fact that allows me to order strangers in cars around while i myself am on foot. Most of the time they are too far away for me to intercept. When that happens I stop running to wait and see what happens. So far it has only been walls of lights and walls of horns slowing down and getting out of the way of the oncoming fool. Who, fair to say, was given no warning by the Arcadia Roads Department that they were entering one-way speedways. 90% of the route is roadway on one side of me and sheer blackness on the other. And virtually ALL of the danger comes from the roadway. The most annoying is the individual, or groups of individuals, who will pull ahead of you and then park and emerge in order to pretend to ask you something - people love to ask jogging people questions - and then kidnap you and then kill you, finally. And not a moment too soon usually, depending on the torture. I am not at all afraid to hurt peoples' feelings and i always take off - i can actually run very fast for 50 yards - into the darkness when people pause to chat. I have yet to be pursued. I'm a little sorry to say. At some point the road takes off obliquely into a neighborhood after passing a spate of touristy watering holes and a Motel Six that is usually very subdued and a very mysterious cottage complex that I am sure is the headquarters for organized crime in southern california. This is a slow uphill climb at this point and for about 300 yards the sidewalk passes upper-income houses before the freeway is all that adjoins the road. All these houses have walls. block walls.
All is always quiet with them. Except for one. On the other side of one wall is a dog that has been barking at me when I go west and then five minutes later barks at me when i turn around and go east. Since I have headphones on I can only hear it for a small part of its bark sequence; when me and the dog are directly opposite each other at the wall. I have been running past this dog for two years. For two years this unseen invisible dog has been barking at me with no provocation, no reason, no justification, no excuse, no cause, no ancestral debt to repay - it barks because it is a fucking idiot dog. For two years I listened to it bark as i passed and repassed and 90% of the time the music was distracting enough to where I never actually expended any brain energy in real awareness of it, but once in a while - running is a very moody thing - it can depress you, or it can strangely elate you: it's a very moody thing.....and so once in a while if I was not really listening to the music or wondering if I could actually complete the evening's circuit - which I always do because that is the rule I have created for myself as part of my OCD Rehabilitation Displacement Program. So i once in a while I actually focus on the fucking dog and think about it; what is it, who owns it, why is the dog so fucking stupid, does the owner ever hear it and wonder why it happens the same time all the time and twice with a five minute interval? I determined the dog, from the tone of its bark, was a medium sized dog, about the dimensions of an irish setter. The barking was not vicious, just astoundingly annoying since I could tell it had no actual emotion behind it other than a stupid need to bark at something that doesn't need barking at; something that always ran by one way and then back the other way, never once attempting to breach the defenses of the property or threaten the life of the stupid dog the property enclosed. This has been going on for two years. The other night I was approaching The House Of The Dog and for some reason all prior to that for some of the run I had been thinking about the coyote influx into that neighborhood, once having actually almost tripped over one that was scampering out of a culdesac with a newly killed cat in its jaws. An interesting experience in itself. And I was thinking about the coyote influx and some reports in the local paper about pets disappearing and on one or two occasions a human having been followed by scrutinizing coyotes, probably trying to decide if it was time to maybe launch an attack or two on a larger life form that seems to tolerate their presence much as the world tolerates the presence of Muslims. I was thinking that night of what i would do if I was actually attacked by a coyote. I decided it would be a very worthwhile experience because it would be so primal: not like being attacked by a dog or a human, which attacks are usually motivated by evil or stupidity. But to be attacked by a coyote would be for the purpose of the coyote EATING me so that it could live another day to eat another meal. I decided this would be Life At It's Fullest: to do battle with no weapons but my hands and my will to live on a feral, undomesticated species living the Call of the Wild in its most meaningful form. I decided a coyote would be the perfect beast to have such a tussle with: good size, no claws, very focused, and hard to bluff. Plus I would really enjoy killing one with my bare hands. Just pure pull, tear, rip, gouge and strangle. Plus there would be nothing personal about it for either of us. I would not blame it for wanting to eat and it could not blame me for not wanting to be eaten. We would understand each other. It would be fair. It would be righteous. It would be wondrous and a celebration of evolution and the invigorating fury of life. I was musing about all of this as i passed the House of the Fucking Asshole Dog the first time and heard it vaguely in a part of my brain that was not thinking about a coyote battle. Once I pass the dog's house it is another hundred yards or so to where the houses stop and the jungle of the freeway begins and stretches down a lightless dark and blackened roadway of highway and walls and gigantic wild trees and vines and nothingness for a mile. There under the glare of a solitary street light i always pause to ascertain if I am still alive and then usually remove the black t shirt I am wearing because I am usually very very hot and the t shirt is soaking wet and is a barrier between my skin and whatever coolness the night air might have. I then start the return jog which goes gradually downhill and past the dog's house. As I was going past the wall and oddly not hearing any barking, the house being on a corner of a culdesac as I approached the street I had been noticing a car on the far side of the road slowing as if to turn. I do not run in front of cars turning into me, I stop and either wait for them to go or if i think I am going to confuse them I turn and run the other direction until they turn and then i turn around and continue. This car was going to turn. I stopped and just waited because he seemed to be going to turn quickly. Cursing him quietly for being the only car all night to impede my flow by needing to turn at the instant i was at an intersection, I turned the other direction to kill some time and was looking down and saw at my heels a shadow from a streetlight of a canine creature on the sidewalk. I said to myself "Holy shit, this is actually happening, a coyote is fixing to attack." Some Viking-like orchestral triumphant Wagnerian who knows what was blasting into my head from the Ipod and I was thinking "Here we go, Mother Nature, it's time! Now is the hour when Man and Beast unite in tooth and finger to kill or be killed in the allegedly civlized streets of 21st Cntury suburbia. Let us unite then in life for one or death for both. The hour is now. The Age of Enlightenment is tossed asunder; all that exists is the jungle. Together let us embrace the Pleistocene O Coyote from the American Veldt" and I looked up from the shadow and i see a fucking German shepherd! I instantly realize the driver had opened his gate remotely, the dog came out because it finally had a chance to meet and greet the jogger who had been running by his house for two years, and I saw what it really was and I was instantly completely pissed! Not only was it not a coyote, a noble adversary in a battle of life and death....it was the fucking irritating braindead housedog that had been quietly pissing me off in a peripheral manner for two years. THAT WAS THE CREATURE AT MY HEELS. At this point you have to understand that I am a bit mad. I mean in general. I have a weaponless fighting style that is part australopithecine....and part Ymir. Ymir is the creature from 20 Million Miles To Earth. Ymir's fighting style is to pull his arms back to where his hands are near his mid section and get into a semi crouch and scream at his adversary like a Luciferian creation from another dimension. When I saw that this fucking DOG was the thing at my heels I immediately knew that the driver of the car was the owner and that he had turned into the driveway of the dog's house. This meant, based on what I could see was about to happen in my crystal ball - this meant I would now have to deal with the dog AND his idiot owner. Oh well, the dog was the immediate problem now, and assuming the Ymir crouch and the australopithecine primate hatred, I yelled like a lineman at the dog and ran, lizard-like right at him. With no shirt on mind you, a black baggy bathing suit, and it's about 50 degrees. The dog fucking freaked. It went from a barking annoyance to a terrified stupid animal in an instant and turned tail - literally, I mean I was now looking at its tail and it's head was on the other side and it was running sideways away from me while looking back. Meanwhile I see this Chinese guy on my right coming my way. It's the owner. Things were happening fast and the light was dim due to the city needing to conserve power since we are becoming Mexico, and I have to watch the dog, which sees its owner now and is taking courage....I turn toward the man and start moving in a strafing angle - still crouched like Ymir, the Lizard Biped from Venus and..... i dont wear my glasses when i go out at night. I can see like a fucking bat and screw the details.....and without my glasses I look like a deranged lunatic from an old folks home for Martians. So here's this 67 year old human screaming lizard with obviously a temper and what appears to both of them to be a LOT of agility, keeping one eye on a German shepherd who is now going into "my master is involved now, i must protect him" mode, and this Chinese guy who is clearly trying to move toward the dog to save me from him and himself from a lawsuit but who has suddenly realized that the guy the dog is barking at is obviously someone who has escaped from an Army experiment. This realization does nothing to calm him down or give him good judgement. All the while The Roar of the Valkyries and the Cries of Wotan Against the Bulls of Nargathogogothkar is still playing against the sides of my head courtesy of a two hundred piece orchestra in the Ipod that is clearly on meth and I am becoming more and more personally pissed: not only is this not my battle of Coyote Destiny - its that fucking barking dog and his now-barking-also owner: the two creatures in all of Arcadia I hate the most. Growling now at the TOTALLY befuddled and unnerved Chinaman and then making sudden and very fast charges at the dog, I can see that the Chinaman has only one concern: get the dog and himself the hell into the house. I can see this. I can read expressions and body language like other people can read bathroom signs. Meanwhile I have a lot of residual frustration that this battle I thought was going to be of an "of the gods" variety was now merely a degenerated psycho-brawl between a fucking untrained, undisciplined domestic chewer of rubber duckies and his Chinese owner who probably had a counterfeit drivers license like they all do. I was quickly descending from a lofty place of emotional beauty and primeval scalding, purifying
Life to a fucking houses-made-of-tickytacky neighborhood snottyness between a homeowner, his stupid dog, and an old man running the streets at night like a mental patient. Now I was back down to just JJ The Asshole level and seeing that the fight wasn't really in either one of them I contemptuously ignored the Guardian Animal of the Family and turned toward the Chinaman, and leaning forward into a more severe and deranged crouch and pulling my elbows back behind me as far as I could stretch them and my clawed hands up by my shoulders I bellowed some swamp sort of growl at the man and watched his skin turn even more yellow than what China had painted it. He, wide-eyed at me, made a lunge for the dog and grasped it, staring at me like he had just stumbled into hell for no reason he could think of, and I turned like an escaping gorilla and jogged off down the road and into the lower darknesses. I still run the same route but I never hear that fucking dog barking at me anymore.

New MIckey Mouse Club Book

2010-11-04T10:04:00.000-07:00

Some broad that works for Entertainment Weekly, which is a magazine, wrote a book about the Mouseketeers. She called me a couple years ago wanting to meet me for an interview. I told her no thanks. She didn't put up an argument. I referred her to a Mouseketeer site that I endorse and contribute to, I said she would get more than a snootful of me from there. So that's what she did. I ain't seen the book but it's on the way. I bought one on Amazon. It ain't likely the writer will send me one. If I wrote a book about her I wouldn't send HER one. So we're even on that score. Zero to zero. I have always ben tempted to write my own Mouseketeer History, which would be total malarky of course, because that's what I do, create malarky. But is would be VERY interesting. I would take all the myths surrounding Walt Disney and claim they were true and cite proofs and experiences and things I witnessed. People would believe it because people, 99% of them, are fast asleep. However I dont think I will ever publish another book myself nor write one without an advance from somebody else. No money in it.

I Watched Sons of Anarchy

2010-10-27T09:22:00.000-07:00

At the suggestion of someone who apparently likes to talk people into doing things that will make them fall asleep, i watched Sons of Anarchy, a show I had been uninterested in watching from the first glimpse of the first ad for it. It just LOOKED awful. Well I sat through an episode and it was a struggle. there is so much chatting it is like being in a tea room. it's not even dialogue, it's just chit chat. it's like soap opera conversation but not nearly as intensely magnetizing. Sometimes the chit chat gets so abysmally exhausting you want to run out the door screaming. I didnt have the option of changing the channel or turning off the set because i agreed to watch an episode. Sons of Anarchy is so awful you cant even ridicule it. it doesnt sink to the level of incompetence. it's professional, but it's uninteresting. It's like they got the laziest script writer on earth and said write some Sons of Anarchy episodes. I guess he has no need to make an effort because it has an audience. From what I have been able to determine it's an audience of Harley owners. Harley owners - 99% of them - want to be considered Hells Angels. If they just wanted to ride a motorcycle they would buy Hondas. They run better and last longer. But these Harley owners are not Hells Angels. But this doesn't seem to register. Since they're not Hells Angels but think they are - at least somewhere in their heads - anything regarding "outlaw bikers" is ok with them, yes sir, bring it right on over, let's dig into it and make it ours. Sons of Anarchy is - I presume - about outlaw bikers. If there is anything at all romantic and adventurous and advantageous about being an outlaw biker you will never catch a glimpse of it from the Sons of Anarchy. It's hard to say what makes them go on from day to day. If "sworn to fun and loyal to none" is the mantra of the outlaw biker the Sons of Anarchy need to be disbanded. They're about as much fun as eels on the kitchen floor. Even their motorcycles are boring. My understanding of a renegade wild and wooly American biker is that he considers himself an individual and he considers his bike an individual. And makes it look like one. The bikes on Sons of Go-Along
were even more dreary than the riders on them. Most of them had fairings - wind-deflectors. What kind of wild and wooly maniac for the high life has those. Grampa has those. And so does his big fat wife as they load up their two-wheeled behemouths and explore the coast of Oregon for five weeks. In one scene one of the wild and wooly renegades is having a chat - there's lots of chats - with a PRIEST, Inside a CHURCH. I could not bring myself to actually listen to what they were saying. I sensed that it was some bogus right and wrong lecture and discussion of a Socratic nature and it was very unlikely there was going to be any wisdom forthcoming from either chatterer. It was just too much to bear to pay attention. There was also a baby involved. Peg Bundy went to Ireland from California to have a tedious hook-up with some woman who had her baby. You know, the usual hell-on-wheels stuff. There was a befuddling "fight club" scene i guess so the homos watching the show could see some man skin. And maybe to convey the idea that bikers are Vikings because it all looked very medieval and dim, like in torchlight. I mean the exhaustion just piled up and piled up. The Sons of Ordinary are not what you would call thinkers: they leave a terrified little boy to guard a gym or the clubhouse or some place when they know a rival gang is anxious to kill the old jew who owns the building, Then they give him a pistol which he holds like its crawling with radioactive spiders. Well he proves to be worthless as a security guard. No wonder the Sons of Anarchy are always in a dilemma: they're idiots. I will never watch another episode for the same reason i will never watch another episode of that horrible show with that harmon guy in it....CSSI, or something with a tone of meaningless letters; it's just too boring. Actually the CUVLSMFT show is bad, not boring. There is a difference.

More Offensive Than Me!

2010-10-01T23:53:00.000-07:00

I did not write this. But I wish I had.

"Dear Barack-Mohammed -Odinga-Hussien-Abongo-Barry-Johnson-Soetoro-Obama,

Who the fuck do you think you are apologizing and criticizing The United States of America again, in public, to that Refried Bean Eater from Mexico. Keep those criminal illegal alien locusts the hell out of my country you treasonous Anti-American two tone half breed bastard! It will be 1000 years before another black person even gets a smell of the White House except to clean the crappers!

You are a dishonor and a disgrace to The United States Of America, our US Constitution, our brave and courageous military, and "We The People"!
While you and your Double Watermelon Ass Wife are eating Kobe Beef and flying in chefs at tax payers expense for your state dinners, "We The People" are sucking wind and out of work you miserable PRICK!

You can tell those donkey-humping buck toothed La Raza pricks to go back to the shit hole they came from if they don't like it in America whether legal or illegal! Get the fuck out of America !

Do you have any idea the hate and outrage you have brought down upon yourself since you came on the scene. We know who you are Obama! We know who you are and you will be destroyed one way or the other by the elements of your Treasonous Behavior!

And be clear, you do not give a shit about "We The People," and our families and we do not give a shit about yours and don't ever forget that!
My sense of the fever pitch in America is that you and those around you are going down hard and soon! You got a taste yesterday!

Arthur Charles Adler
Christian, Veteran, Patriot, Independent Voter and really pissed off along with 100 million other legal American citizens that are willing to show their birth certificates! - Eagles Nest USA"

The Back Yard Nigger

2010-09-30T00:19:00.002-07:00

The sock monkey is going into peoples' back yards this week in order to talk to them. If I saw that nigger in MY back ward I'd blow his fuckin' head off. I don't want niggers in my back yard. He was pretty comfortable and relaxed, he had probably been in most of them before. Before he became the nigger in chief. "Nice barbeque Mrs Jones, I see you have replaced it." "Yes, some nigger stole it 20 years ago." "Oh dear. Those darkies." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bad Road-Writing 101

2010-09-26T12:04:00.001-07:00

This is a splendid example of what is wrong with motorcycle-riding writing. This is by Bruce Arnold from his email to subscribers. I am one of these. For some masochistic reason. He says people can reproduce this if he is accredited. Bruce, I would not dream of having it any other way.

MOTORCYCLE TOURING: MOUNTAINS, MOTORCYCLES AND MOTOHICANS
Distance Riding with Bruce | October 2010
Copyright (c) 2010 Bruce Arnold. Republication with attribution permitted.

As some of the Last of the Motohicans, every year we try to plot a different course for our annual two-wheeled pilgrimage to "Sturgis". Our motorcycle touring itinerary for 2010 was to cover a distance of 3,055 miles over 7 days. We covered the first 1,515 miles--from Miami Beach Florida to Wichita Falls Texas--in under 36 hours. That should earn me my 51st Iron Butt cert, and bought us the time we needed to relax the pace and take in the scenery over the remaining 5 days. Those last 1,540 miles took us west across stretches of old Route 66 in Texas and New Mexico, then north through the high peaks and narrow valleys of the southwestern Colorado Rockies, and finally northeast across Wyoming to Sundance, our base for this year's "Black Hills Trailer Classic":

http://tinyurl.com/wichitafalls2sundance

After a sunny Monday morning's coffee and cold egg breakfast at the Wichita Falls La Quinta, we headed northwest through the Red River Valley on US 287 where it parallels the famous river's course and Texas-Oklahoma border. We made our first stop just shy of the Panhandle at a crossroads named for Quanah Parker, the "half-breed" Indian and last Comanche chief who--given he sired 25 children with his 5 wives--might very well have been its founding father. We then followed 287 on across the High Plains of the Panhandle through small towns lost in time that reminded me of "The Last Picture Show" until we reached Amarillo. From there we headed west past the Big Texan Steakhouse on I-40 and old Route 66, stopping for lunch and lots of iced tea at the Route 66 Midpoint Cafe in Adrian, where the food is just as good and the people are just as friendly as their website suggests:

http://www.midpointroute66cafe.com

A short ride west from Adrian took us across the state line into the Mountain Time Zone and the Mesalands of New Mexico. The landscape transition there from the endless flat grasslands of the High Plains to the flat-topped buttes and mesas of the High Desert is sudden, dramatic, and another one of those experiences I don't have words to adequately describe. Let's just call it a "must see", as is Tucumcari, the slowly fading old Route 66 motoring mecca where we stopped to spend the night with Gail at her back-to-the-fifties Motel Safari:

http://smalltown-america.com

Waking on Eastern time, we were up and rolling west on I-40 by 5:00am the next morning. The desert was vast and the highway was straight, so twisting the throttle got us to Albuquerque just in time to enjoy their Tuesday morning rush hour. Despite that, it was a short hop up I-25 to Bernalillo, where we gassed up to ride northwest on US 550 through the San Juan Basin Badlands "reserved" for the Zia and Jicarilla Apache Indians. There, around mid-morning, we crossed the Continental Divide for what would be the first of several times:

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By noon, we had crossed the border into Colorado and ridden through the southernmost portion of the postcard-picturesque San Juan Mountains to our destination of Durango. Durango is a High Country haven of 16,000 comfortable with adjectives like eclectic and eccentric, and one end of the 45.4 mile D&SNGRR (Durango & Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad). It is well worth the ride to see, but expect to pay for the privilege. We stayed at the Best Western Durango Inn ... and truly enjoyed our liquid lunch with some "loaded" riders there at Christina's Grill & Bar:

http://www.christinasgrill.com

Wednesday morning we were again packed and rolling early, excited to be on our way to what was supposed to be the high point (double meaning) of our trip, i.e. a night's stay at the New Sheridan Hotel in Telluride. The distance we had to cover from Durango west on US 160 to Cortez then north on CO 145 to Telluride was less than 120 miles. But with all the stops for Kodak moments along the way, it took us half the day to get there. And I'm embarrassed to report that after one of those stops, we were lucky to get there at all:

For most of the way, two-lane CO 145 runs alongside the rushing waters of the Dolores River (imagine the old "Taste the High Country" Coors commercials, but set in the green of summer). And for most of the way, the shoulder is narrow and the drop-off is steep. At one particularly panoramic point, however, I was persuaded to pull over where it looked like the shoulder was both wider and paved. Wider it was ... but paved it was not. What I had coasted onto was some moist gray clay. And when I put my right boot down, it just kept right on going. Fully loaded, Hidalgo started listing to the right. I was startled for a moment, but then somehow managed to jerk left and get the bike back upright before it reached that dreaded point of no return. And after giving thanks to Divine Providence, we were soon easing back onto asphalt instead of sliding thirty feet down a steep slope into icy rapids.

An hour or so later, after stopping for gas at Mountain Top Fuel in Rico and crossing over Lizard Head Pass, we rode by the entrance to uber-exclusive Mountain Village (elevation 9,545 ft) then on down and right on the only road leading in or out of the fabled snow-skiing resort town of Telluride (base 8,750 ft, slope 12,570 ft, peak 13,150 ft). A few minutes more and we were parked on Colorado Avenue and checking into the New Sheridan Hotel, where a biker-friendly concierge named Elaine welcomed us like we were old friends.

This was not my first visit Telluride or the New Sheridan ... but it was my first visit since 1984. Back in the day, Telluride was renowned for more than one kind of snow, and it would not be surprising to walk into the historic New Sheridan Bar and see bowls of peyote passed around as party favors. But like I say, that was back in the day... Much tamer now, Telluride remains a storybook town as rich in modern culture and "Old West" history as most of its trust-fund residents are in net worth. It is in many ways more enchanting and exclusive than Durango. So like the elevation, the prices in Telluride are even higher. Nevertheless, washing down a Chop House steak with a cold beer at the New Sheridan Bar should be on every biker's bucket list:

http://www.newsheridan.com

One night in Telluride was all our budget would allow, so Thursday morning we were packed to leave long before the sun crested any of the towering peaks surrounding us. And at daybreak, we resumed our trek north along the narrow, winding San Juan Skyway. Contending with a combination of early morning fog and icy drizzle, it took us the better part of an hour to ride the 16 twisting miles to Placerville and turn west on CO 62. We soon rode out of the rain after that, though, and the skies cleared enough for us to see that impossible-to-photograph horizon-spanning series of sky touching peaks--anchored by Mount Sneffels (14,150 ft) and popularly called the "Sneffels Range"--that I long and wrongly thought gave Ridgway (correct spelling) its name. There we turned left at the only stoplight in Ouray County, and headed on up US 550.

We were north of the imposing San Juan peaks now, and the landscape opened up more and more as we got closer to Montrose. Being a bit claustrophobic, DP and I felt relieved to have all those narrow valleys and confining slopes behind us. And the distant rounded buttes, vast open valleys and arid terrain from Delta to Grand Junction looked so much like the Davis Mountains and Big Bend that I felt right at home. From there we turned east on I-70 to Rifle, then followed CO 13 to the Wyoming border. CO 13 is not designated as scenic on the HOG manual maps, but it certainly should be: Rugged hills ... unusual rock formations ... rustic relics ... unmarred natural beauty ... CO 13 has it all.

At the Wyoming border CO 13 becomes WY 789, and just north of there we stopped for gas in Baggs (as should anyone riding through). At an elevation of 6,245 feet, we were still "riding high" by Florida standards, but the terrain was now far from mountainous. We were approaching the crest of the Wyoming High Plains and would roll over the Continental Divide two more times as we made our turns east on I-80 and into Rawlins. There we checked into the clean and extremely affordable La Belle Motel. And as the sun was sinking in the west, a storm was rising to our east, producing a light show in the sky this photo could not capture:

http://www.ldrlongdistancerider.com/motorcycle_photos_color/1704.jpg

Our internal clocks still running two hours ahead, on Friday morning we were once again up long before the sun. Not wanting to miss any vistas, though, we waited 'til daylight before heading north on US 287 then east on WY 220 to the heart of Cowboy Country and Casper. It was then a short ride up I-25 to the Edgerton exit, a turn east on WY 387 to Wright, a quick jut south on WY 59 to WY 450, then east again to Newcastle along a stretch the HOG manual map says is scenic but isn't. From there on up US 85 to WY 585 and into Sundance, however, we were in the Black Hills ... and it doesn't get much more scenic than that.

Find the fully linked version of this article posted here:

http://distanceriding.ldrlongdistancerider.com

Bruce Arnold ;-)

Sociology Lesson For Today

2010-09-24T20:09:00.000-07:00

The difference between animals and humans is not that humans have a soul or that humans have thumbs or that humans have reason or that humans get embarrassed or that humans have a sense of humor or that humans walk upright or that humans have a large prefontal lobotomy, the difference between animals and humans is that humans negotiate for what they want and need and animals just take the things they want and need. Government therefore makes animal behavior mandatory because government is not a negotiating body it is a taking body. Therefore all beneath its jurisdiction must learn the survival rules of the commandeering sector of the group in order to survive. Eventually the group consists of two bodies of rats trying to devour each other. This has in fact been the history of the human race under government control. And yet it remains as popular now with the governed as it did ten thousand years ago when it was created in the monkey camp in Africa.

Borat Interviews A Christian And A Satanist

2010-09-23T12:49:00.001-07:00

I was watching some Borat interviews on you tube today and I got to thinking what if he interviewed a Christian and a Satanist about their deities. Now Satanists laugh at you and have a good time if you ridicule their deity Satan, they just don't give a fuck, they don't feel like they have to defend their god that he can fuck you up on his own if he wants to and he wants to, so they just let Satan deal with you because i guess they have FAITH in him. Christiians on the other hand, you come down on Jesus, holy fucking shit, you better duck and cover dude, Jesus is one helpless meek, turn the other cheek dude and if the Christians don't defend him from you then he will get crucified all over again. And they dont want that, that means church twice a week instead of just once. Now, if I knew Sascha "Borat" Cohen's phone number I would just call him about this and send him out to do some interviews with Satanists and Christians, but I don't have his number. I don't even have Annettte's number and you think I would at least have that one. So I don't have Cohen's number so I will just do the interviews myself.
"Hi, Mr Satanist man?...May i interviewing you please?" "Sure." "So you are having become a follower of Satan?" "Satan is my deity, yes, that is correct." "And this Satan is with the horns and the leather pants and is the disco dancing king?" "What?" "Satan, he is the leader of the homo boys' hug-me-from-behind jizzing festival, am I right?" "The followers of Satan have no restriction on their sexual preferences and outlets and desires, if that is what you mean." "And the Satanist cut up the tiny babies, is that correct?...and then eat them with the glasses of the blood of the nuns at the parish of the Pope?" "I do not know of any Satanists who kill and eat babies or any other kind of human flesh." "But you will agree that this Satan man is big asshole homosexual gay pansy in the garden, yes?" "I don't agree with that but I don't have a problem with you at all if that is your opinion of Satan. Satan might, but I don't." ____________ "Hi, Mr Christian man?....you are following Jesus are you?" "I have been saved by the blood of Jesus my savior, that is correct." "OK - and this Jesus, he is the one who the Roman Italian jailing people with the very large penis like horse buttfucked Jesus in the jail cell and then took him outside for public party and nail him naked to big sticks and then kids and everyone jump up and try to catch Jesus' testeez dingaling and go 'ha ha you have little pee pee jesus.' Is this your god?" "You better get yer ass outa my face before i cut off YOUR balls you motherfucking jew bastard, don't let me say it twice, go git yer fucking heeb fucking zionist ass outa my sight, fuck you jew, i'll fucking just shoot you now!!" "Ok, i go now, thank you, god bless you!"

The Nigger In Chief's Call To Nigger Arms

2010-09-18T23:36:00.000-07:00

Today the nigger in chief spoke to something called the Black Caucus. This i think is nigger elected officials in America. and there are a lot of those. most of them elected by white people. go figure that out if you're einstein. So he told all these niggers to go back to their wherever they come from and tell all the niggers in the towns to vote nigger stuff. Cause Whitey is on the way in the manner of the tea party, and the niggers need to resist this. Now the fact that he has the balls to make this blatantly racist - and i have no problem with racism - move means that he is getting worried he is going to lose his job. which is what this is really all about: him being emperor of earth. Which he actually thinks he is. At least until the occasional real emperor somewhere treats him like a stupid nigger, which sometimes happens, and he ges all quiet because that is something he is certainly used to. Now he has enough brains in his idiot head to know that these niggers he is sending into the streets to rally other niggers, they are going to scew the message into one of violence. Because obama ia a trained and dedicated Marxist from the 1914 days and this is how he thinks that His Kind Of World will come about. It is interestingly similar, Marxism, to Islamic philosophy. So Obama is telling niggers and niggers only to do this and to do that, and whitey meanwhile is doing everything HE can to not appear racially motivated about anything at all, even bake sales and church bazars and lawrence welk. "No, we are not white. We are transparent. almost invisible. dont look at us we want to hide from you." Even Hitler would have a tough time motivating the current slopyard of white americans that are roaming around now. They are that listless and dull. And fair to say frightened. "Oh dear, dont ask us to actually confront anything. Why cant everything nust be pleasant and nice?....like it was after the smoke cleared at the world trade center site. just let it go. c'mon, let's have tea." Maybe we just deserve to be rolled over and let the savages and dirt dwellers have it all back.kind of like Ok, The End.

Two Year Mark

2010-09-18T13:17:00.000-07:00

Well it's about two years in since i started this one-man outburst against the fucking piece of muslim shit in the white house called barack hussein obama and in that two years time i have gotten stronger and obama has gotten weaker. Which is the way it should be and which is in accordance to all the laws of what is natural and wholesome and very bitchin'. The nigger in chief has - i have to admit - ruined the Country faster and with more effectivness than I would have expected possible even for a nigger. As niggers go this one can turn a functioning apparatus into a worthless pile of rotting rusted crap even faster than the norm. Of course you have to understand he is doing it on PURPOSE. I mean, it ain't just neglect or laziness. He's at it 24 hours a day. Whether he can be stopped before the next two years transpire I don't know but I DO know that this tea party revival thing is really grating on his very soul. This was not supposed to have happened and he is not good at fighting back after the initial salvo of "You do what I say, Whitey." If that fails, as it has been doing lately, he sort of unravels. And I could not be happier about it.

Back From Facebook

2010-09-15T10:26:00.001-07:00

Well, I think I have Facebook pretty much our of my system. I think I have done about as much damage there as I can do. I chased off all the fuckheads and the few people left there who will chat with me, we all agree, and what's the point of talking at all then? If you can't brawl and tussle then you might as well just watch tv. Besides even the normal people get tired and upset with me saying nigger and when i talk about obama at all i have to say nigger because he's the only reason I'm here at all so why not make it as offensive as possible? Besides I know that he does not like being called a nigger. He pretends it bounces right off him but then no one calls him a nigger and just stands there in front of him and then does it again. The fact that he is a nigger MUSLIM only makes me more enthusiastic about calling him a nigger. It's his muslimness that's the real problem with me, not his niggerness. If he was a decent nigger, who did the right thing, which would be what i say he should be doing, then i wouldn't be calling him a nigger. We are gonna have two more years of the niggers, and this first two have been pretty fucking awful: He has the Country pretty much into the sewer and he has bankrupted people who have not even been born yet. Niggers are not good with money. They go into debt because they know somewhere down the line they will be excused from the debt. What's amazing is that people keep loaning them money. Niggers do not have a good reputation with financial matters. Niggers do not have a good reputation for anything. You're not supposed to say things like that, it's like saying Allah buttfucks Mohammed and that Islam is a just an excuse to kill people. Hillary Clinton, the nigger's lesbian cunt idiot is holding peacetalks between the Israelis and the Palestinians and while she is in the room outside the room the Palestinians are mortaring the Israelis and the Israelis are conducting straffing runs with exploding bombs over Palestine. And the Associated Press is not having a problem with this at all. And neither is Hillary. She really thinks, I suspect, that Obama is just a nice friendly house nigger trying to do the right thing. He's a fucking Muslim psychopath elected into office by Stupid White Women with nigger-rape fantasies. We are so screwed.

The Nigger

2010-09-03T12:13:00.000-07:00

This picture is captioned "Sarah Palin hard at work clearing the tarballs off the Gulf beaches." This is the best fucking anything I have ever seen. When this gets back to the sock monkey he is not going to be a happy head-shrinker. First of all he does not like being the brunt of jokes. He's is WAY too sensitive and delicate to be able to handle that. Plus his natural hatred for white people and being a fag his hatred for women in particular, this is not going to be anything even close to something he is comfortable with. Then of course there is that little matter of the Muslim issue: his Allah-blowing cronies in Saudi Arabia and in the Black Muslims are not going to approve of a white christian woman leveling her foot against the most holy and pious ass of the Mohammed-loving boy-fucker and President of the United States don't you ever forget it. The "pig," as he calls her, is going to chase his black ass off the farm. i hope she knocks him down and eats his bones.

The Answer To The Problem For Free

2010-08-07T19:35:00.000-07:00

If all laws were not all bad laws there would be no need for cops to enforce them. This is called simple logical reasoning. Something the state school systems insist does not exist. This is why most of you who actually completed school cannot understand anything. Now then, let us continue the class for those of you who got this far: it is not necessary to dissolve the laws or change the laws or make new laws to make a just and fair and honest and progressive society. It is only necessary to dissolve law enforcement!! Or in other words, the cops. And then the rest of it will all go away overnight. Like a very very bad dream. Ok kids, you now know everything. there's no homework. you can all go home. billy? you can stay. want to see my etchings? You see, Billy, it's like this - people often become afraid when you tell them this lesson. Just like they once became afraid when you told them the earth was round. And went around the sun. And was not supported by elephants. Same sorta deal here. People are monkeys. And easily frightened. You have to calm them. Tell them the truth quietly. Slowly. Like you would talk to an excited moron with a nitroglycerine bottle in each hand. Want to see my penis?

The Race War

2010-08-06T10:46:00.000-07:00

When it all collapses under obama's loving guidance the whites will be the only ones left from the 24 hour racial killing fest that will occur. Because we hunt. We come looking for prey. Blacks and Mexicans and Arabs, they just shoot at anything. Whites are methodical. Patient. Quiet. Oh, and really good shots. And we have a 2000 year history of organized warfare. Its what we do. It's what we like. It's why whites can work as a team: 2,000 years of war. Usually it is against other whites, that's how much we love war. But when America collapses the whites will not be fighting whites. They'll be fighting rampaging negroes and Aztecs. They'll be fighting disorganized raiding clumps of imbeciles. Who have nothing to lose. Whites will have everything to lose. They will fight harder, faster, methodically, in an organized, exterminating manner. They will be in their element - a non conscripted, voluntary fight against a common group of enemies: non whites. The people we have been keeping alive since Lincoln. There won't even be a leader in this fight. All the combatants will be leaders. And all the leaders will be cooperating. It will be righteous wrath let loose. It may even travel around the whole planet. It won't be pretty. But it will sure be fun.

Showerheads

2010-07-27T00:03:00.000-07:00

The Nigger and his government staff of white nigger ass-kissers has decided that showerheads need to be regulated. This is why we pay people who think islands will tip over if too many people stand on the edge our hard-earned tax dollars. So they can make sure we don't use too much water in the shower. Maybe if the Feds and the States and the Cities got out of the Water Supply Business and let Arrowhead run things we could use larger showerheads.

Washington DC

2010-07-23T12:38:00.000-07:00

You cannot start any kind of trouble in a saloon full of drunks by saying something bad about Washington DC. You will only get universal cheers and perhaps a few free drinks. Nobody has any LOYALTY to Washington DC. Nobody will EVER defend Washington DC in a bar fight. You can walk into a bar and say "Kentucky can suck my COCK!!!" and at least ONE person will rise up out of his chair and amble on over to you and say "Y'all gut a problem with Kaintukky aiyisssshowell??" You go into a bar and say "Albuquerque can suck my fucking COCK!!!" and someone will rouse themselves from a drunken stupor over in the corner and shamble over to you in their Navajo blanket and say "White-eyes lie: now white-eyes die." Washington DC is not a State. Washington DC is not a PART of the United States. Washington DC is not a city within a State. Washungton DC is not a County or a town. It's a "district." Like District 9. Lie district 9 it's full of ugly aliens. But unlike the District 9 aliens they dont want to get away. They want to kill the 50 States. They been at it for 250 years and it looks like there's finally a President who knows clearly what the real job of Washington DC is, and he just might get that job done. One think negroes have a real good track record of in human history is wrecking the place and turning it into dust, where they then live comfortably for tens of thousands of years.

Gay Men In Army Showers

2010-07-14T02:15:00.000-07:00

The military says that homos will not be given separate facilities from the straights. This means that the homos will have to take showers with the straight men. This will likely not upset the homos but it will likely upset the straight men because they will feel uncomfortable taking showers with homos. They would rather take showers with straight men. I know that when I am taking a shower with a hundred naked men standing all around me that I do not want any of those many penises that are in plain sight to start erecting around me. I want the penises around me when I am in the shower to stay limp and flaccid if you dont mind. Knowing that some of the many naked penises being washed by mens hands in my vicinity might at any time start to become filled with blood and ready themselves for sexual release would make me very uncomfortable. I want all the penises being washed and scrubbed and cleaned around my naked penis to remain calm and at ease. I want to see every single penis that i look at in the shower to remain asleep and disinterested in becoming erect. I dont think there is anything homophobic about wanting to take showers with naked heterosexual guys rather than naked homos. Maybe I am just not with the 21st Century, I don't know. But I say "naked in the shower with normal men for me" every time.

NAACP Calls Tea Party Racist

2010-07-14T00:45:00.000-07:00

The NAACP is an organization that has the words "Colored People" in its name. These colored people are upset by the racist agenda of the Tea Party. The racist agenda of the Tea Party is "adhering to the Constitution of the Country." The word for that is patriotism. Not racism. Now you have to understand that this organization of colored people, being colored - they're kinda stupid. So stupid they don't realize that "colored people" are a race. The race of Negroes. One Negro in America is a Congressman. He thinks that Guam will "capsize" and "tip over" if there are too many US Marines on it. There might actually be NEGROES who think this is a stupid remark. I really don't know. But I think i would put at least ten dollars on it that I could find one who agrees that it is. Now the Tea Party is not filled with particularly bright people. There is probably not one of them who is going to ever bring to the attention of the NAACP that the NAACP is a racist group. It likely will not occur to them. They are way too preoccupied with faggots not getting married. So, stupid as the NAACP is they might get beat in the stupidity olympics by the Tea Party-ers. Let's watch and see.

Facebook

2010-07-01T21:29:00.000-07:00

I've been spending a lotta time on Facebook. I don't think I actually accomplish anything there. I have managed to run-off anyone who disagrees with me enough to engage me in an attempted debate. People want to debate with me about my opinions and likes and dislikes, I guess in order to get me to be more like THEM. Like, say, if I don't want illegal aliens in the Country there are - there were - some people who wanted to either call me names - which I have no problem with, I prefer that to debates - or they were compelled to offer "arguments." "Arguments" are things you use in courts of law in order to influence a judge into making a decision that is in line with your wants. Usually you have someone other than you trying to convince the judge to not see things your way but rather to see things his way. This is called "courtroom crap." Courtroom crap is fine if you are a lawyer or a judge and are fleecing the public and the defendant of his funds so that you can be a lawyer or a judge. But I'm just a guy on facebook. I don't need to convince anyone of anything because I'm not a lawyer or a judge. I'm just a guy on Facebook. So I do not engage these people in debates. They are always - these people who feel compelled to debate me - a species of inhabitant in America called "liberals." Like most things in politics, "liberal" has no meaning. It has a sort of generalized something or other that "conservatives" sort of know about and do not approve of and want outlawed or put a stop to or whatever. All this arguing is a result of us living in a "democracy" - which the Conservatives" insist on calling a "republic." As though one is better or worse that the other. The onyl difference between a democracy and a republic is that it takes a little bit longer for a republic to become a socialist pesthole. With a democracy it happens a lot quicker. Actually what we have here in America is people on the public payroll trying to eradicate the people on the private payroll by taking more and more money from them until the people on the private payroll are gone. I dont know what the people on the public payroll expect to do to get money when the people on the private payroll are gone. I guess they don't care, they'll worry about that when it happens. Oddly, the people on the private payroll are all convinced that the people on the public payroll are More Essential than themselves so they give them all the money the people on the public payroll demand. In a "crisis" the people on the public payroll threaten to vanish. "Then what will you do!!!" they tell the people on the private payroll. This always scares the people on the private payroll into continuing to let the people on the public payroll take money from them. So the debaters always want to present "arguments" and "reasoned analyses" of things that I say. Sometimes I will say things just to test the waters to see if there are any debaters left monitoring my facebook remarks. Saying something positive about Christianity will usually bring these people out into the open, saying "nigger" NEVER fucking fails, venting some tirade against non-honest atheists (as opposed to just plain atheists who I don't have any attitude towards one way or the other) usually creates a disturbance in the Force, and I actually do keep myself in check most of the time on Facebook even though a lot of people there think I am out of control. I could GO out of control but I don't feel like it. Facebook has never done anything to me that I know of, I see no reason to go out of control there. A lot of my "friends" - you only have friends on Facebook, they do not have an Enemies category - a lot of my "friends" are people who have some familiarity with me as a comedy writer. They more or less see me as someone who agrees with THEM already. Even before I say anything. I usually always agree with my "fans" if you can call them that because they would not be fans unless they liked what wrote. Everything I write for money has a common - let's call it right-wing - tone. Because I am a - let's call it - a right-winger. I am also a Christian so while I might put in a ton of blasphemy and lampooning of Christianity and filth and break all the commandments that you can break using a keyboard, I do not ever write AGAINST Christianity because that would make no sense to me. And I suppose people who are Christians pick up on this, So the Christian Right is what I usually end-up with as "fans." The Christian Right does not usually feel the need to "debate." So I never get-into it with them. The Left needs to debate everything 24 hours a day forever. So I get rid of them as soon as possible otherwise I would be debating all the time. Hell to me will be Satan debating all the inhabitants and if you don't debate back he sticks a pitchfork in your ass cheeks real hard. Which I would call a lose-lose situation. The kind Satan likes. Oh, that's another thing, I actually believe the Bible but I detest Creationists. This weeds out the Astoundingly Stupid right wingers from my fan list. I also chase off the Christian Saints: the Christians who keep ledgers on other Christians behavior and comment on it. "You call yourself a Christian and yet you talk about Jesus' penis???" They usually dont capitalize penis either which I think you shoiuld do when it's Jesus' Penis you are talking about. As you may have noticed if you are the Chinese guy who makes comments here in Chinese characters, I have not been around my own blog for a while. In fact, not since I went on Facebook. However I notice that I am becoming unmotivated on Facebook. I have chased off all the debaters, and all the rest are people who have lives and so dont spend a lot of time on Facebook. Facebook started out as a kind of network for kids. Then adults found out it was sort of fun and all the kids left because who wouldnt? I am sure the kids are doing something else no one knows aobut yet because kids, up until the time puberty hits, are smarter than adults and other kids who have hit puberty. So I am sure they are fine. Meanwhile Facebook is a kind of.....I hate to say gay..... but it's kind of a gay corner drug store with no drugs where you talk about your kids and grandkids and where you just went or where you just got back from. It's like a party line on the phone in the 50's. Except it's a lot harder to get laid on Facebook because everyone on facebook is paranoid someone in the government is listening or that there is a permanent record of everything you type. Well they're right about that second part.

An Article About Meh Hee Kans

2010-06-20T11:31:00.000-07:00

This is something someone sent me. I like it.

"What if 20 Million Illegal Aliens Vacated America?

I, Tina Griego, journalist for the Denver Rocky Mountain News wrote a column
titled, "Mexican Visitor's Lament"- 10/25/07.

I interviewed Mexican journalist Evangelina Hernandez while visiting Denver
last week. Hernandez said, "illegal aliens pay rent, buy groceries, buy
clothes. What Happens to your country's economy if 20 million people go
away?" Hummm, I thought, what would happen, so I did my due diligence,
buried my nose as a reporter into the FACTS I found below.

It's a good question it deserves an honest answer. Over 80% of Americans
demand secured borders and illegal migration stopped. But what would happen
if all 20 million or more vacated America? The answers I found may surprise
you!

In California, if 3.5 million illegal aliens moved back to Mexico, it would
leave an extra $10.2 billion to spend on overloaded school systems, bankrupt
hospitals and overrun prisons. It would leave highways cleaner, safer and
less congested. Everyone could understand one another as English became the
dominant language again.

In Colorado, 500,000 illegal migrants, plus their 300,000 kids and
grand-kids would move back 'home', mostly to Mexico. That would save
Coloradans an estimated $2 billion (other experts say $7 billion) annually
in taxes that pay for schooling, medical, social-services and incarceration
costs. It means 12,000
gang members would vanish out of Denver alone.

Colorado would save more than $20 million in prison costs, and the terror
that those 7,300 alien criminals set upon local citizens. Denver Officer Don
Young and hundreds of Colorado victims would not have suffered death,
accidents, rapes and other crimes by illegals.

Denver Public Schools would not suffer a 67% drop-out/flunk-out rate because
of thousands of illegal alien students speaking 41 different languages. At
least 200,000 vehicles would vanish from our gridlocked cities in Colorado.
Denver's 4% unemployment rate would vanish as our working poor would gain
jobs at a living wage.

In Florida, 1.5 million illegals would return the Sunshine State back to
America, the rule of law, and English.

In Chicago, Illinois, 2.1 million illegals would free up hospitals, schools,
prisons and highways for a safer, cleaner and more crime-free experience.

If 20 million illegal aliens returned 'home', the U.S. Economy would return
to the rule of law. Employers would hire legal American citizens at a living
wage. Everyone would pay their fair share of taxes because they wouldn't be
working off the books. That would result in an additional $401 Billion in
IRS income taxes collected annually, and an equal amount for local, state
and city coffers.

No more push '1' for Spanish or '2' for English. No more confusion in
American schools that now must contend with over 100 languages that degrade
the educational system for American kids. Our over-crowded schools would
lose more than two million illegal alien kids at a cost of billions in ESL
and free breakfasts and lunches.

We would lose 500,000 illegal criminal alien inmates at a cost of more than
$1.6 billion annually. That includes 15,000 MS-13 gang members who
distribute $130 billion in drugs annually would vacate our country.

In cities like L.A., 20,000 members of the '18th Street Gang' would vanish
from our nation. No more Mexican forgery gangs for ID theft from Americans!
No more foreign rapists and child molesters!

Losing more than 20 million people would clear up our crowded highways and
gridlock. Cleaner air and less drinking and driving American deaths by
illegal aliens!

America's economy is drained. Taxpayers are harmed. Employers get rich. Over
$80 billion annually wouldn't return to the aliens' home countries by cash
transfers. Illegal migrants earned half that money untaxed, which further
drains America 's economy which currently suffers an $8.7 trillion debt.
$8.7 trillion debt.

At least 400,000 anchor babies would not be born in our country, costing us
$109 billion per year per cycle. At least 86 hospitals in California,
Georgia and Florida would still be operating instead of being bankrupt out
of existence because illegals pay nothing via the EMTOLA Act.

Americans wouldn't suffer thousands of TB and hepatitis cases rampant in our
country-brought in by illegals unscreened at our borders.

Our cities would see 20 million less people driving, polluting and grid
locking our cities. It would also put the 'progressives' on the horns of a
dilemma; illegal aliens and their families cause 11% of our greenhouse
gases.

Over one million of Mexico's poorest citizens now live inside and along our
border from Brownsville, Texas to San Diego, California in what the New York
Times called, 'colonias' or new neighborhoods. Trouble is, those living
areas resemble Bombay and Calcutta where grinding poverty, filth, diseases,
drugs, crimes, no sanitation and worse. They live without sewage, clean
water, streets, roads, electricity, or any kind of sanitation.

The New York Times reported them to be America's new 'Third World' inside
our own country. Within 20 years, at their current growth rate, they expect
20 million residents of those colonias. (I've seen them personally in Texas
and Arizona; it's sickening beyond anything you can imagine.)

By enforcing our laws, we could repatriate them back to Mexico. We should
invite 20 million aliens to go home, fix their own countries and/or make a
better life in Mexico. We already invite a million people into our country
legally more than all other countries combined annually. We cannot and must
not allow anarchy at our borders, more anarchy within our borders and
growing lawlessness at every level in our nation. It's time to stand up for
our country, our culture, our civilization and our way of life.

Interesting Statistics!

Here are 14 reasons illegal aliens should vacate America, and I hope they
are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the
reader gets sick of reading them:
1. $14 billion to $22 billion dollars are spent each year on welfare to
illegal aliens.(that's Billion with a 'B') -http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 billion dollars are spent each year on food assistance programs such
as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $7.5 billion dollars are spent each year on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 billion dollars are spent each year on primary and secondary school
education for children here illegally and they still cannot speak a word
ofEnglish!
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

5. $27 billion dollars are spent each year for education for the
American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars 'PER DAY' is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
That's $1.2 Billion a year.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 28% percent of all federal prison inmates are illegal aliens.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $190 billion dollars are spent each year on illegal aliens for welfare &
social services by the American taxpayers. -

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 billion dollars per year in suppressed American wages are caused by
the illegal aliens.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and
a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their
children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year 2005, there were 8 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that
crossed our southern border with as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from other
terrorist countries. Over 10,000 of those were middle-eastern terrorists.
Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroine, crack, Guns, and
marijuana crossed into the U.S.from the southern border.
http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12. The National Policy Institute, estimates that the total cost of mass
deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion, or an average cost of
between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period and nbsp;
-http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.
.org/publications.php?b=deportation

13. In 2006, illegal aliens sent home $65 BILLION in remittances back to
their countries of origin, to their families and friends.

http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. The dark side of illegal immigration: Nearly one million sex crimes are
committed by illegal immigrants in the United States!
http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

Total cost a whopping $538.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!"

i left out the part about sending this to others. i dont care if you do or you dont. there's only three of you here anyway and one of you is a fucking chink.

It's War. It's Just Our Side Don't Know it Yet.

2010-06-17T18:27:00.000-07:00

someone sent me this

"Subject: arizona
HISPANIC LEADERS SPEAK OUT!

Augustin Cebada, Brown Berets; "Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to die . . Through love of having children, we are going to take over.

Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council. "They're afraid we're going to take over the governmental institutions and other institutions. They're right. We will take them over . . . We are here to stay."

Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico, "The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot."

Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas; "We have an aging white America. They are not making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population . . . I love it. They are shitting in their pants with fear. I love it."

Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party, "Remember 187--proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to non-citizens--was the last gasp of white America in California."

Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor, "We are politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are becoming citizens of this country . . . I gotta tell you that a lot of people are saying, "I'm going to go out there and vote because I want to pay them back."

Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bill Clinton, "California is going to be a Hispanic state. Anyone who doesn't like it should leave."

Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General, "We are practicing 'La Reconquista' in California."

Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University; "We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos . . . "

Are these just the words of a few extremists? Consider that we could fill up many pages with such quotes. Also, consider that these are mainstream Mexican leaders.

THE U.S. VS MEXICO:
On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Mexican even though most lived in this country. They booed during the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down. As the match progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with projectiles, punched and spat upon. Beer and trash were thrown at the U.S. players before and after the match. The coach of the U.S. team, Steve Sampson said, "This was the most painful experience I have ever had in this profession."

Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs, education, and government contracts? It's called affirmative action or racial privilege. The Emperor of Japan or the President of Mexico could migrate here and immediately be eligible for special rights unavailable for Americans of European descent. Recently, a vote was taken in the U.S. Congress to end this practice. It was defeated. Every single Democratic senator except Ernest Hollings voted to maintain special privileges for Hispanic, Asian and African immigrants. They were joined by thirteen Republicans. Bill Clinton and Al Gore have repeatedly stated that they believe that massive immigration from countries like Mexico is good. They have also backed special privileges for these immigrants.

Corporate America has signed on to the idea that minorities and third world immigrants should get special, privileged status. Some examples are Exxon, Texaco, Merrill Lynch, Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many more.

DID YOU KNOW?:
Did you know that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals? Did you know that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so? According to the L.A. Times, Orange County, California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000 members; 98% of which are Mexican and Asian. How's your county doing?

According to a New York Times article dated May 19, 1994, 20 years after the great influx of legal immigrants from Southeast Asia, 30% are still on welfare compared to 8% of households nationwide. A Wall Street Journal editorial dated December 5, 1994 quotes law enforcement officials as stating that Asian mobsters are the "greatest criminal challenge the country faces." Not bad for a group that is still under 5% of the population.

Is education important to you? Here are the words of a teacher who spent over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system. "Imagine teachers in classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and motivation, many of whom aren't fluent in English. Educators seek learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural references."

WHEN I WAS YOUNG:
When I was young, I remember hearing about the immigrants that came through Ellis Island. They wanted to learn English. They wanted to breath free. They wanted to become Americans. Now too many immigrants come here with demands. They demand to be taught in their own language. They demand special privileges--affirmative action. They demand ethnic studies that glorify their culture.

California Coalition for Immigration Reform
5942 Edinger, Suite 113-117
Huntington Beach, CA 92649
Phone http://www.facebook.com/l/29b62;714.921.7142 http://www.facebook.com/l/29b62;714.921.7142"

i have no idea what the california coalition for immigration reform is. probly just some bogus collection agency for money that people send them thinking that by some miracle they can buy some good news.

News From The War

2010-06-12T00:14:00.000-07:00

somebody sent me this. i like it. if you dont like it then jack off on a picture of your mom. i just did.

"This email from a Marine who's in Iraq. No politics here, just a Marine with a bird's-eye-view opinion:

US Weapons:

1) The M-16 rifle: Thumbs down. Chronic jamming problems with the talcum powder-like sand over there. The sand is everywhere. Jordan says you feel filthy 2 minutes after coming out of the shower. The M-4 carbine version is more popular because it's lighter and shorter, but it has jamming problems also. They lack the ability to mount the various optical gunsights and weapons lights on the picatinny rails, but the weapon itself is not great in a desert environment. They all hate the 5.56mm (.223) round. Poor penetration on the cinderblock structure common over there and even torso hits can't be reliable counted on to put the enemy down.

Fun fact: Random autopsies on dead insurgents show a high level of opiate use.

2) The M243 SAW (squad assault weapon): 223 cal. Drum-fed light machine gun. Big thumbs down. Universally considered a piece of shit. Chronic jamming problems, most of which require p art ial disassembly (that's fun in the middle of a firefight).

3) The M9 Beretta 9mm: Mixed bag. Good gun, performs well in desert environment, but they all hate the 9mm c art ridge. The use of handguns for self-defense is actually fairly common. Same old story on the 9mm: Bad guys hit multiple times and still in the fight.

4) Mossberg 12ga. Military shotgun: Works well, used frequently for clearing houses to good effect.

5) The M240 Machine Gun: 7.62 NATO (.308) cal. belt-fed machine gun, developed to replace the old M-60 (what a beautiful weapon that was!!) Thumbs up. Accurate, reliable, and the 7.62 round puts 'em down. Originally developed as a vehicle-mounted weapon, more and more are being dismounted and taken into the field by infantry. The 7.62 round chews up the structure over there.

6) The M2 50 cal heavy machine gun: Thumbs way, way up. "Ma Deuce" is still worth her considerable weight in gold. The ultimate fight stopper -- puts their dicks in the dirt every time. The most coveted weapon in-theater.

7) The .45 pistol: Thumbs up. Still the best pistol around out there. Everybody authorized to carry a sidearm is trying to get their hands on one. With few exceptions, can reliably be expected to put 'em down with a torso hit. The special ops guys (who are doing most of the pistol work) use the HK military model and supposedly love it. The old government model .45's are being re-issued en masse.

8) The M-14: Thumbs up. They are being re-issued in bulk, mostly in a modified version to special ops guys. Modifications include lightweight Kevlar stocks and low-power red dot or ACOG sights Very reliable in the sandy environment, and they love the 7.62 round.

9) The Barrett .50-cal sniper rifle: Thumbs way up. Spectacular range and accuracy and hits like a freight train. Used frequently to take out vehicle suicide bombers (we actually stop a lot of them) and barricaded enemy. It is definitely here to stay.

10) The M24 sniper rifle: Thumbs up. Mostly in .308 but some in 300 win mag. Heavily modified Remington 700's. Great performance. Snipers have been used heavily to great effect. Rumor has it a Marine sniper on his third tour in Anbar province has actually exceeded Carlos Hathcock's record for confirmed kills with OVER 100.

11) The new body armor: Thumbs up. Relatively light at approx. 6 lbs. and can reliably be expected to soak up small shrapnel and even will stop an AK-47 round. The bad news: Hot as shit to wear, almost unbearable in the summer heat (which averages over 120 degrees). Also, the enemy now goes for head shots whenever possible. All the bullshit about the "old" body armor making our guys vulnerable to the IED's was a non-st art er. The IED explosions are enormous and body armor doesn't make any difference at all in most cases.

12) Night Vision and Infrared Equipment: Thumbs way up. Spectacular performance. Our guys see in the dark and own the night, period. Very little enemy action after evening prayers. More and more enemy being whacked at night during movement by our hunter-killer teams. We've all seen the videos.

13) Lights: Thumbs up. Most of the weapon-mounted and personal lights are Surefire's, and the troops love 'em. Invaluable for night urban operations. Jordan carried a $34 Surefire G2 on a neck lanyard and loved it. I cant help but notice that most of the good fighting weapons and ordnance are 50 or more years old!! With all our technology, it's the WWII- and Vietnam-era weapons that everybody wants!! The infantry fighting is frequent, up close and brutal. No qu art er is given or shown.

Bad-guy weapons:

1) Mostly AK47's. The entire country is an arsenal. Works better in the desert than the M16 and the .308 Russian round kills reliably. PKM belt-fed light machine guns are also common and effective. Luckily, the enemy mostly shoots like shit. Undisciplined "spray and pray"-type fire. However, they are seeing more and more precision weapons, especially sniper rifles. ( Iran , again.)

2) The RPG: Probably the infantry weapon most feared by our guys. Simple, reliable and as common as dogshit. The enemy responded to our up-armored Humvees by aiming at the windshields, often at point-blank range. Still killing a lot of our guys.

3) The IED: The biggest killer of all. Can be anything from old Soviet anti-armor mines to jury-rigged art illery shells. A lot found in Jordan 's area were in abandoned cars. The enemy would take 2 or 3 155mm art illery shells and wire them together. Most were detonated by cell phone and the explosions are enormous. You're not safe in any vehicle, even an M1 tank. Driving is by far the most dangerous thing our guys do over there. Lately, they are much more sophisticated "shape charges" (Iranian) specifically designed to penetrate armor. Fact: Most of the ready-made IED's are supplied by Iran , who is also providing terrorists (Hezbollahtypes) to train the insurgents in their use and tactics. That's why the attacks have been so deadly lately. Their concealment methods are ingenious, the latest being shape charges, in Styrofoam containers spray painted to look like the cinderblocks that litter all Iraqi roads. We find about 40% before they detonate, and the bomb-disposal guys are unsung heroes of this war.

4) Mortars and rockets: Very prevalent. The Soviet-era 122mm rockets (with an 18km range) are becoming more prevalent. One of Jordan 's NCO's lost a leg to one. These weapons cause a lot of damage "inside the wire." Jordan 's base was hit almost daily his entire time there by mortar and rocket fire, often at night to disrupt sleep patterns and cause fatigue (it did). More of a psychological weapon than anything else. The enemy mortar teams would jump out of vehicles, fire a few rounds, and then haul ass in a matter of seconds.

Fun fact: Captured enemy have apparently marveled at the marksmanship of our guys and how hard they fight. They are apparently told in Jihad school that the Americans rely solely on technology, and can be easily beaten in close qu art ers combat for their lack of toughness. Let's just say they know better now.

Bad-guy technology: Simple yet effective. Most communication is by cell and satellite phones and also by email on laptops. They use handheld GPS units for navigation and "Google E art h" for overhead views of our positions. Their weapons are good, if not fancy, and prevalent. Their explosives and bomb technology is TOP OF THE LINE. Night vision is rare. They are very careless with their equipment and the captured GPS units and laptops are treasure troves of Intel when captured.

Who are the bad guys? Most of the carnage is caused by the Zarqawi Al Qaeda group. They operate mostly in Anbar province (Fallujah and Ramadi). These are mostly "foreigners," non-Iraqi Sunni Arab Jihadists from all over the Muslim world (and Europe ). Most enter Iraq through Syria (with, of course, the knowledge and complicity of the Syrian govt.), and then travel down the "rat line," which is the trail of towns along the Euphrates River that we've been hitting hard for the last few months.

Some are virtually untrained young Jihadists that often end up as suicide bombers or in various "sacrifice squads." Most, however, are hardcore terrorists from all the usual suspects (Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, Hamas etc.). These are the guys running around murdering civilians an masse and cutting heads off.

The Chechens (many of whom are Caucasian) are supposedly the most ruthless and the best fighters. They have been fighting the Russians for years. In the Baghdad area and south, most of the insurgents are Iranian inspired (and led) Iraqi Shiites. The Iranian Shiia have been very adept at infiltrating the Iraqi local govt's, the police forces and the army. They have had a massive spy and agitator network there since the Iran-Iraq war in the early '80s. Most of the Saddam loyalists were killed, captured, or gave up long ago.

Bad-Guy Tactics: When they are engaged on an infantry level. they get their asses kicked every time! Brave, but stupid. Suicidal Banzai-type charges were very common earlier in the war and still occur. They will literally sacrifice 8-10-man teams in suicide squads by sending them screaming and firing AK's and RPG's directly at our bases just to probe the defenses. They get mowed down like grass every time (see the M2 and M240 above). Jordan 's base was hit like this often.

When engaged, they have a tendency to flee to the same building, probably for what they think will be a glorious last stand. Instead, we call in air and that's the end of that more often than not. These hole-ups are referred to as Alpha Whiskey Romeo's (Allah's Waiting Room). We have the laser-guided ground-air thing down to a science. The fast movers, mostly Marine F-18's, are taking an ever-increasing toll on the enemy. When caught out in the open, the helicopter gunships and AC-130 Spectre Gunships cut them to ribbons with cannon and rocket fire, especially at night. Interestingly, art illery is hardly used at all.

Fun facts: The enemy death toll is supposedly between 45-50 thousand. That is why we're seeing fewer and fewer infantry attacks and more IED, suicide-bomber shit. The new strategy is just simple: attrition.

The insurgent tactic most frustrating is their use of civilian non-combatants as cover. They know we do all we can to avoid civilian casualties and therefore schools, hospitals and especially Mosques are locations where they meet, stage for attacks, cache weapons, and ammo and flee to when engaged. They have absolutely no regard whatsoever for inflicting civilian casualties. They will terrorize locals and murder without hesitation anyone believed to be sympathetic to the Americans or the new Iraqi govt. Kidnapping of family members, especially children, is common to influence people they are trying to influence but can't reach, such as local govt. officials, clerics, tribal leaders, etc.

The first thing our guys are told is "don't get captured. They know that if captured they will be tortured and beheaded on the Internet. Zarqawi openly offers bounties for anyone who brings him a live American serviceman. This motivates the criminal element who otherwise don't give a shit about the war. A lot of the beheading victims were actually kidnapped by common criminals and sold to Zarqawi.

As such, for our guys, every fight is to the death. Surrender is not an option. The Iraqis are a mixed bag. Some fight well; others aren't worth a damn. Most do okay with American support. Finding leaders is hard, but they are getting better.

It is widely viewed that Zarqawi's use of suicide bombers, en masse, against the civilian population was a serious tactical mistake. Many Iraqis were galvanized and the caliber of recruits in the army and the police forces went right up, along with their motivation. It also led to an exponential increase in good intel because the Iraqis are sick of the insurgent attacks against civilians. The Kurds are solidly pro-American and fearless fighters.

Morale: According to Jordan , morale among our guys is very high. They not only believe that they are winning, but that they are winning decisively. They are stunned and dismayed by what they see in the American press, whom they almost universally view as against them. The embedded reporters are despised and distrusted. They are inflicting casualties at a rate of 20-1 and then say shit like "Are we losing in Iraq " on TV and the print media.

For the most p art , they are satisfied with their equipment, food, and leadership. Bottom line though, and they all say this, is that there are not enough guys there to drive the final stake through the he art of the insurgency, primarily because there aren't enough troops in-theater to shut down the borders with Iran and Syria. The Iranians and the Syrians just can't stand the thought of Iraq 's being an American ally (with, of course, permanent US bases there).

Anyway, that's it, hope you found it interesting."

Me And The Creationists

2010-06-02T11:42:00.000-07:00

As a card-carrying Christian I have a very big fist up my ass regarding the Creationists. Creationists are a form of infiltrating parasite damn near as nuts as the Muslims, they just ain't at the suicidal level or the violence level of the Muslims yet. At least in their actions, on that violence note. But in their hearts, you say one thing against Creationism to a Creationist and he spews a level of combined fear and hatred at you that equals in intensity and purity the hatred a demon in a possessed person broadcasts once you get them into revealing themselves. The real purpose of Creationists is to derail the gradual and increasing return of the United States to a Christian-based spiritual core. Now, there's ten million "kinds" of "christianity" but in general they all agree Jesus is the creator of the universe in human form who "made Mankind right with God." Pretty simple stuff and even if you think it's all total bullshit, it's a nice idea right? Why would anyone have a problem with that, even if it was not true. Well, a lot of people do. Don't ask me why. The whole idea just PISSES THEM OFF. It's a degree of weirdness even outside my own comfort level and i can handle a lot of weirdness with no problem. I actually LIKE weirdness, cause it's interesting. But this is weirdness so weird it's close to annoying. So where these Creationists came from is anybody's guess. My first guess would be from underneath a castle in Transylvania. They're like Aztecs on acid. They show up on the scene with red eyes and blood drooling from their mouths. To the the Bible is some sort of Idiot Stick of their own making that is a deity in itself. Everyone has a proclivity towards idolatry, it's part of our Satanic heritage. Even Christians are often idolaters. Catholics worship the Church of Rome. That is THEIR actual deity. Creationists worship the opening sentences of Genesis. That is THEIR deity. I worship Carli Banks' pussy. That is MY deity. No one is exempt. The main villain in the densely inbred world of the Creationists is DARWIN!!!! Darwin was an observer and a man with a great curiosity about Nature. He wanted to understand the nature of Nature. What he learned from observing Nature was that God is a genius. A genius about anything, even a genius in sorting sand grains, is the Creationists' most feared nemesis. The Creationist brain is incapable of understanding an empty smelly garbage can much less "genius." Darwin discovered that Nature is a massive, unstoppable, automatically-correcting
mechanism for keeping life alive. This is a hellish idea to the Creationists: they want whatever the god is to be on-the-job personally, Because if God is letting Nature operate on its own, then He or It is probably letting the Creationists operate on their own too. Which is a terrifying thought to them: they need to feel that Somebody Bigger Than Them is keeping an eye on them because they instinctively know they have no brains of their own. Otherwise they could not have come up with Creationism. The Creationists' view of existence is based on something told to them by previous Creationists and they have invested a lot of time and energy into a folly. So they resist anyone even pointing this out to them, forget about trying to actually convert them to Sensibleness. The heart of the Creationist blather is that they -the Creationists - are "not descended from apes." It would be nice if they were, they would have a lot more on the ball. The Creationists are convinced they are "wondrous beings." Even though their alleged creed - Christianity - informs them that they are in fact so fucked up God Himself had to personally fucking DIE to at least get them on the road to making something worthwhile of themselves rather than make a liar even out of Darwin and go extinct even though they were the most complex life form on the planet. Creationists dont see it this way. Creationists all think they are gods. They are perfect beings, better than apes and salamanders. This is clearly not the case when an ape and a salamander and a creationists are all put in the same room and observed. The ape and the salamander run rings around the creationist in cuteness, intelligence, creativity, physical prowess and entertainment value every single time. The ape and the salamander poke-about and look at things and play with each other and romp and scuffle and enjoy life and each other while the creationist just backs himself into a wall and screams " I AM BETTER THAN YOU!! I AM MADE IN THE IMAGE OF GOD!! I HATE YOU!! I DID NOT COME FROM YOU!!! GO AWAY!!!" This is what the Creationist does. Which actually FRIGHTENS the ape and the salamander, usually. Even they know something is wrong with the fellow. A Creationist does not see it this way of course. Because a Creationist has barely a head, much less a brain. However it is not their stupidity that bothers me, it is their concious and relentless efforts to undermine Christianity that bother me. They do this by attempting to intimidate with their empty wrath and stupid fury the nice, quiet, hard-working, long-suffering, Actual Christians. Using the same self-righteous approach as their lord and master Lucifer they come charging onto the scene full of sanctity and Quote From Scripture to lay a guilt trip on the innocent by saying that the Bible - the most important single publication on the planet - has to be read with the interpretive skills of a psychotic paranoid with the communication skills of a donkey and the reading-comprehension skills of an enraged wildebeest. And the Normal Christians for some reason never take these idiots on. They just either flee or else grant them some sort of dull-witted acceptace because well they are Christians after all you see. But they're not Christians. They are Anti-Christians. They are pompous, screaming, pride-filled pagan, child-beating monsters afflicted with Cult Virus and a terror of reality. They are all mad in other words.

Confirmed Hits

2010-05-16T00:19:00.000-07:00

Here's a partial list from the Ol' Goomba of people who died because somebody was paid to kill them and not by accident or by "personal compulsion" as has been reported: Grace Kelly, Diana Spencer, Marilyn Monroe. John Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Natalie Wood, Carol Wayne, Al Rosenbloom, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby, Dorothy Kilgallen, and Jack Cassidy.

Solving The Mexican Problem

2010-05-15T23:18:00.000-07:00

I made a suggestion on Facebook today that got an instant response of excited approval from all the bikers there. Since bikers are the only ones left from my original "friends" pool I can't say as yet if the agreement would extend to the other members of the human population, which would be the commie segment. I seem to have driven all the commies off of my "wall" or whatever the fuck it is that they call whatever Facebook is. I suggestd that I would be willing to completely reverse my stand on illegal aliens - which is that they should be rounded up and shot - and graciously permit them to remain and even become citizens if it could be agreed that all the cops in America would be sent to Mexico in their place. I would trade 30 million illegal Mexicans for whatever the cop population is here. let's say it's a million. Which is I hope high. 30 million come - one million go. The end. Problem solved. I would not fight with this. I would endorse this arrangement. Why? Because things would be so much better with the cops gone that no matter what the 30 million Mexicans did it would not compare, it would not even register on the Richter scale of Assholeness. The Mexicans could not possible steal more property from the normal people than the cops do. It just would not be possible. The Mexicans would cause less trouble to neighborhoods. The Mexicans would be earning a living and not living off the taxpayers except for their welfare frauds and their free medicine and hospitalization paid for by whitey. We could handle that later. With the cops in Mexico things would be so much safer and prosperous for all that there would be so much goodwill floating around whitey would probably let the Mexicans into the house even when they were at home. It's fucking brilliant.

Walmart Today

2010-05-15T01:04:00.000-07:00

Today I went to Walmart. It is like going into an enclosed third world country. You wonder how the employees and customers that you see can have any need for any of the products in the store since they all look like animals. Why would an animal need clothes and plastic and cookies and soda and couch cushions. In an effort to make your stay even more unendurable they have installed "self" checkout. "Self" checkout means you need you and three other employees to check you out because self checkout is not a one man operation. It is a continual, ongoing slow-down process that would drive Shirley-Temple-as-a-child to destroy the machinery with an ax and then steal all the items she spent 2 hours trying futiley to pay for. A droning idiot voice comes out of the mechanism ordering you to do things while you are trying to read the instructions. The lag-time between you obeying the order and the machine coming out of it's perennial stupor to realize you have obeyed is so long you assume that the first time you obeyed it didnt register or "take" and so you do it again and the machine bogs down into "tilt" mode and you are left standing there helpless. In order to help you a human cashier on a normal checkstand halts operations in her own line to come over and with total calmness help you. Meanwhile everyone in HER line is now pissed at YOU and so are - of course - the people in your own line who you are also holding up. Cecily likes to go to the self checkout because there is never anyone there in line. All the human cashiers have a backup into the next nearest Walmart. Cecily naturally assumes that going to the self checkout will be faster. She never remembers that the reason the self checkout stands are always empty is because the mutants shopping there know that they dont function. The Mutants know this because they go to Walmart ten times a day. They have learned. Even a dead howler monkey can learn if it does the same things enough times. But Cecily goes to Walmart once every two months. So she forgets. But I don't. I'm Italian. We remember aggravations real clear and forever. Hey, maybe it's a character flaw in the whole tribe maybe it ain't, I dunno. I just know it's there. So I tell her - usually just once - "The line with the cashier is long because self-checkout is impossible to operate." This is not a good argument to a woman making a checkstand decision. A woman will get in a line and then if the line 300 checkstands down looks like it has one less person in it than the line she is in she will leave that line and go all the way down to the other line. She'll do this for hours if the conditions are right. Very often - most of the time - this backfires even before the trip is completed: someone else will get into that line. Then she is stuck en route, like a trapped base runner. Usually i let her go ahead, off on her journey to a different line, alone. I stay with the cart. Once she arrives she will wave - ten lines away - for me to join her, with a gleefull expression "LOOK I'M IN A SHORTER LINE COME DOWN HERE!!!" cutting through 100 backed-up lines is a lot easier as a pedestrian without a cart than it is with a cart. And I am the one who has the cart. I usually just look at her, far far away and scowl. After a while her expression changes from glee to anger. CEcily does not handle her own anger well. It makes her ill for days. She thinks anger is bad. It doesn't even have to be her own. I can get mad at a fly and Cecily will be upset for days. Not for the fly's lost life but for the anger I brought to its death. You would think the fly's relatives would be the proper recipients of the upset. But that ain't the way it is. So I will usually then leave the line with the cart and have to fucking make a ton of new enemies of people i ain't even remotely interested in making enemies of to wade down to the new line. Invariably that line will have the slowest cashier on earth. I can scan a thousand checkstands in an instant and see immediately who the good cashiers are and who the bad ones are even in a store I aint never been in before. To everyone else who shops this is never an issue. To everyone else all checkers are identical in all respects. Most people are dull-witted zombies who are 200 pounds overweight.
So we're at the self-checkout. I never get involved. I become very passive at the Walmart self-checkout. I know instinctively that it is a hopeless mess to be avoided. It's just too stupid an apparatus. It THINKS it knows what you are doing. It doesn't.
It thinks that you have stolen something if you dont place it exactly where it tells you. But it has no conception of room. If you obey it you will have product cascading onto the floor in three seconds because checking out shit involves a lot of movement and decision making and putting it WHEREVER YOU FUCKING WANT TO PUT IT after it has been scanned. But once it's scanned the robot women voice wants you to put it on this spot right here. Then it wants you to put the next thing on that same spot. Without moving the first thing. It is way beyond nuts. It's Congressional Level nuts. It's Tax Code nuts. It's Jury Duty nuts. If an item wont scan - most of them dont because customers destroy things the help would at least make some effort to avoid destroying if they had to operate it 8 hours a day. Customers dont give a shit if they break it for the next guy in line, that's his problem. If an item won't scan you have a problem. You have to hold onto it. You can't set it down somewhere, the machine knows. It wants the thing you are scanning to get scanned before it will allow you to pick something else off the belt and scan it. By this time you have a line yourself because the more stupid customers see you at the automatic checkout and assume it works. It doesn't. That's why they are always empty until a novice reetard shows up to use it. Then the Monkey Reflex kicks in on other people and they drift on over behind you. And of course they get pissed at you standing there holding an object in a frozen paralysis and doing nothing with it. Because if you do something with it - like put it onto the fucking floor - when it refused to scan... the machine scolds you. "PLEASE SCAN THE ITEM." "PLEASE SCAN THE ITEM." "PLEASE SCAN THE ITEM." Scanning involves a precise motion. If you fuck up and scan the same thing twice...you just paid double for it. People always assume for some reason that the machine will know that you fucked up. The machine doesn't know shit. It just knows how to add and add and relentlessly add. It does not know how to subtract. You have to INSTRUCT it to subtract. This usually involves a cashier to override the system. And you are at self-checkout. YOU are the cashier. Walmart want the customer to do all the work so that it doesnt have to pay employees. Getting employees to work for nothing involves lawsuits and fines. Getting you to work for nothing involves only profit. You become an unpaid slave of Walmart. In order to save some time. But you lose even more time using self-checkout. So you are not only a slave you are a stupid one. We were in there on a slow day at a slow time and there were only about 300 people in the place. Only two of them were white. The two stupidest ones.

More On Ipods, Ipads, Playstations And Xboxes And The Idiot In Chief

2010-05-14T00:02:00.000-07:00

I mean, I think we can all agree, I am not at a loss to think of ways, either fake or true, to ridicule that dumb-ass moolie in the White House, but this rant of his against Ipads, Ipods, Playstations and Xboxes has even me, his worst fucking enemy imagainable, scratching my head at the profundity of the level of this fuckhead's psychosis. I mean you GOTTA know that there's more goin' on psychologically than just not liking these objects that are making billions for their creators because everyone loves the fucking things. You would think a sane and even moderately intelligent man would either be enthusiastic that such things exist or would at WORST be indifferent and not even NOTICE that they exist. But not this weirdo: he's PISSED that they exist. Ipods, Ipads, Playstations and Xboxes are a bit PROBLEM with this guy. It just bothers the living piss out of him that there might be times when people are not obsessing on Obama as much as Obama does. It's drivin' him nuts. Since this speech he's been givin' other speeches and his main focus is on "distractions" and admonitions to "not pay attention" to what they hear about him. It's all about him. Don't get things that distract you from Obama. Don't believe bad to news about Obama. Don't trust anything you hear of a negative nature about Obama. Don't ignore Obama. Don't take time out from Obama. Obamamama-mama. The fucker is fucking insane. The GOOD news is that it's coming closer to the surface all the time. I mean I can see it even if it's buried under ten tons of nigger. But everyone else is a little slow on the uptake. He's gonna lose it pretty soon just like that dope that's married to that Montag person. Spencer Pratt. I'm surprised Obama and Pratt ain't fuckin' each other. They're identical people. Pratt just has his madness a little more right there where you can see it.

Oil-Spill News

2010-05-12T15:36:00.000-07:00

I got this from a guy in an email. i'm posting it here. It's about why the oil mess in louisiana is nothing most of us ever need to concern ourselves with.

"Actually, my first college degrees were in chemistry and geology and I
have had a life long interest in fishing, hunting, and the environment.

Petroleum is a naturally occurring part of the environment. It naturally
flows freely from the earth in many areas of the world both on and off
shore. These are generally called seeps for a couple of important reasons. The
volatile part of the mixture soon evaporates and eventually oxidizes to
water and CO2 and causes no harm. The less volatile part of thick oils and tar
do not flow far or fast and are gradually oxidized or eaten by microbes.

When I was a young officer the Prudhoe Bay reserves on the North Slope of
Alaska were just opening up. We used to take visiting congressmen up there.
They were stunned to see that the natural seeps grew by far the greenest
grass and were very popular with the Caribou.

Between natural seeps, WWI and WWII, other tanker sinkings, and well blow
outs, you would expect horrible ocean and beach contamination to be common,
world-wide. In fact any significant contamination is always concentrated
in a few areas and quickly evaporates, oxidizes or is consumed by microbes,
making the general area richer in nutrients.

The Gulf War I oil spill in the Persian Gulf caused by Saddam Hussein is
the largest spill on record by a factor of 10-100 times any other. Occurring
in a near closed and shallow sea, it was forecast by environmentalists to
destroy the ecology of the Persian Gulf perhaps forever. It turned out not
to be a very big deal.

The next largest was the Ixtoc 1 Mexican spill in 1979 -1980. It dumped
about 7,500,000 barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico. Just as now,
irrecoverable damage was forecast for the Gulf but everything was back
to normal in
fairly short order.

The vastly smaller Exxon Valdez spill of about 8,000,000 gallons in Prince
William Sound, Alaska does not even register as a major spill but the
leftist loonies went nuts. Again, we were told that due to the cold, the
pristine wilderness would never recover. In fact it recovered quickly and was
only slow in the areas where the most cleanup was done which only stirred
things up and added harsh cleaning chemicals that are not natural.

Do natural and man made petroleum spills kill some wildlife? Yes, but so
do natural forces like predators, disease, algae blooms, drought, flood,
hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanos, and on and on. And some of these kill way
more than petroleum ever has. When I was a kid growing up on the West Coast
of Florida, every few years we would have horrific "Red Tide" blooms of
algae that generated poisons that killed all the fish and turtles that swam
through it. There would be literal windrows of fish on the beaches for weeks
at a time. Just as now, we would hear that there would be no more fish
forever but they always came back very rapidly.

A common thing that is overlooked in all this is the size of the spill
compared to the surrounding surface area and in the case of ocean spills, the
volume of water not directly contaminated. The horrible pictures are all
from the worst areas which are tiny compared to the whole.

Bottom line, oil spills are just another opportunity for leftists to blow
the damage and danger all out of proportion and demand that you put them in
charge of your life. At 200,000,000 killed and counting, leftists are the
champion killers and environment destroyers (think eastern Europe, Soviet
Union, and China under Communism) of all time.

Hope this helps,"

And Now My Favorite Feature Here - "It's All About Me."

2010-05-11T23:54:00.001-07:00

About ten years ago Reader's Digest brought out a very large, "silver" covered coffee table book called "Our Glorious Century." It's 500 pages long. The glorious century they are talking about is the 20th. One of the aspects of the 20th century was the life and times of the most exciting man in human history after Jesus: Adolph Hitler. Hitler IS the 20th century. A one man wrecking crew and building crew; a single minded, unwavering-purposed engine of creation and decay; a mastadon of enthusiastic venom and music-driven happiness, a whirling turbine of wrath and enjoyment, anger and delight, propulsion and relaxation, compression and liquidity, pounding his way astride the continents, hurling his head like an indifferent and relentless C'thulhu and flinging civilizations against the walls from off his blood-encrusted tusks. A farting, body-odored cyclotron of brains, energy, frustration, dreams, know-how, cunning and fury, of fuming, fiery, ferocity and relentlessly-oncoming hate and vengeance, single-handedly enveloping the whole earth in war; a Thor on supermeth; a Hercules with a headache; a preposterous jew-killing jew;
a silly moustache'd homunculous in black leather sheen and swirling Roman cape of
conquest and empire; a snarling little yapdog with the power of an exploding galaxy in his mysterious aura and in the halitosis-enveloped commands inside his breath. Five feet, six inches of hate-fueled global authority. All by himself setting all others into action at his command and in obedience or else at his jugular with a level of anger by comparison he could only smile at in pity at its relative puniness. No anger could match his. He created fear across the globe in every single heart but never felt any himself. There simply was no room for fear in his heart or for anything else except recreating the world in his own image of perfection: white bodies: steel buildings: escape-velocity-conquering machines: and the personal creation of a race that would assault all of Space, in rule, and in conquest, and with Wagner, and with statues of Hellenistically-sensuous Germanic women without any clothes on. "Our Glorious Century" was the stomping ground of "Our Beloved Fuehrer." And in this book that documents and presents to us the century in which
Hitler and I were, for two years, alive on earth at the same time...we are in that book at the same time alive too!..... he; in various places, and me on page 265! Only there, I am not with him on earth for just two years, but in that book, Our Glorious Century, I am with him, Our Beloved Fuehrer - FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!. Nothing I have done and nothing I will do can ever surpass the feeling of contentment I feel when contemplating he and I there together on those pages, where we will be closer than Waylon Smithers is to Mr. Burns; forever.

Nigger Chief To Nigger Chiefs Of Tomorrow: Beware White Man's Gadgets.

2010-05-11T13:40:00.000-07:00

The nigger in chief addressed a graduating class of niggers at a nigger college yesterday and his only message was to not use ipods, ipads, Playstations and Xboxes. I think even George Bush, dumb as he is, if he was going to mention any of this at ALL would have made this warning just a minor portion of his advisory. I think even George Bush could have thought of at least one or two things more important than this to say to send a pack of graduating niggers off into the wide wide world of welfare. But not our Harvard Graduate Prez. Nope. The biggest threat to the graduating niggers was getting "distracted." He never did say getting distracted from what. But I know my niggas and what he doesn't want them to get distracted from is him. He is the Nigger King. He wants all the niggers that ain't him to keep an eye on him at all times because eventually he is going to tell them "Rise up and throw off your chains!!!" Because he thinks he's The New Lenin. I can see deep inside his coconut head. And that's what is in there. Communism. Pure and simple. It's all he knows. It's all he learned. It's all he understands. communism. It's what he does. And the first thing Commies want to get rid of is convenience and fun and toys.

Nigger Warns About Voodoo Magic

2010-05-11T00:17:00.000-07:00

Saying that ipods and ipads and Playstations and Xboxes were deceitful devices of the evil white man and the cunning yellow man, the President of the United States today told some negroes at a negro college where negroes go so that things won't be so tough with a lot of white competition and a lot of asian ridicule, he told them to be wary of these voodoo devices, that they would steal their souls. Kinda of like cameras did to the Apaches. He also told them not to believe everything they hear. Good advice based on what he said to them just a few sentences earlier. But I think what he meant was don't believe anything that they did not hear from Obama. I think that's what he meant. Although it is actually tough to know what he is actually talking about since I don't think he knows himself.

Faggot Picks A Dyke. What A Shock.

2010-05-10T23:29:00.000-07:00

The Faggot in Chief has picked a fat dyke to replace whatever blowhard reetard recently quit the Supreme Court. Her name is Elena Kagan. I think. Who cares. One bulldyke is pretty much like another. She believes Presidents should have dictatorial powers if they take a notion to become dictators. So it's no mystery why the nigger chose her. He's not what you would call a mastermind politician. Naturally all the Republicans will say ok to her because they are afraid of women and homosexuals and non whites. Oh, and she's a Jew. EVERYONE is afraid of Jews. Why I don't know, they're easier to push around than six year olds. So there will be no problem with her getting put into the Chair of Stupidity. Unless she dies of an internal explosion of fat. The new Supreme Court Justice is the one on the bottom by the way.

The Godfather

2010-05-10T00:25:00.000-07:00

Amy White asked everyone on Facebook why do men like The Godfather so much. A few other women piped-in with yeah, what's with that, anyway. Amy White is a writer. She's a good enough one to where I said well I can answer that. A "good enough" writer to me means that I notice that she can figure everything out for herself, from what I've seen. If she's stuck on something - being the good writer that she is - I have a duty to get her moving-along on this if I can. So I will.
Here's the deal on The Godfather. It's the American Western brought into the city. Except it's not the lone cowboy fighting against injustice and winning the West and taking care of business with a gun, it's now a band of Lone Cowboys taking-on the smothering by The Law of the America that The Cowboy won. Now it's impossible to set-aside the cast of talent that was involved in this. It was like everyone in it was determined to do their best and work as a team: just as the Mob itself does. There is never one boring moment even when nothing is happening: there's just too many people personally capable of monopolizing the screen with their "presence." Marlon Brando is chasing some kid around in the tomatoes and you can't take your eyes off him. He's like a kindly grampa but he's making horrible monster sounds and trying to laugh - like it's an alien experience to him. In fact it kills him. His one Normal Human Moment and he drops dead from the strain. Him and Richard Conte in a different scene are talking to each other in two simple chairs like two evil emperors but neither one is acting tough. Brando actually picks some lint off Conte's trouser knee. It's the most important confrontation in the whole two movies, these two malevolent entities of immense power and one is grooming the other - like two mighty primates - calmly. In fact it's the more dangerous of the two acting subservient. The whole movie is like this. So it's done really well for one thing. For another thing it's Male Bonding on a dramatic scale. Most of it involving members of the same family. Talk about American Family Values. The work-a-day-world of organized crime is never shown. Loan sharks, pushers, enforcers, take-overs, hijackings, union shennanigans, are never shown or discussed. It's all upper level politics. It's executive-level competition in the only actual free-enterprise entity left in America: the black market. It's about enterprising Americans dedicated to delivering products to customers. This is never made explicit, this is me talking. But it's part of the subconcious attraction that men feel toward this play. And The Godfather is basically a dramatic presentation of how choices have to be made and the consequences of them. It's a presentation of a successful Free Enterprise at constant war not only with competitors but with a Government that has taken the Moral High Ground even though by its nature it is more corrupt than the Mob. By it's very nature. The government has no product. The government has no service. The government just confiscates. The Mob negotiates. And in the movie the Mob moves the Feds around on the chessboard with cunning while the Government can only succeed by out and out attack and eradication and confiscation. Of the two mobs the Italian one is the more noble. This is sensed by the average man. Though if you asked Mr 9-to-five "You like the Mafia?" he'll go o lord no they are terrible people and then he's alone watching The Godfather for the fiftieth time and he doesn't know why. Men also notice that the Mob "job" is one where you don't get fired because you are an asset. You get promoted. And if you're worthless you get killed. There's no backstabbing. Because all charges are investigated very effectively and without the person being investigated even knowing it's happening. For another thing you have to be "manly" to be in the Mob. You have to fight. You have to brawl. You have to risk. You can't say that's not my department. You can't say oh that was Sam's fault. Everything is your department. Everything is your fault. You have to make real tough decisions that your life hinges on every day.
You don't have the option of "going to the authorities;" you either ARE the authority in your own little cubicle or you're a corpse.
You don't get fired for making a bad decision if you are up front about it. You are corrected. And then sent off to make more decisions. The rules don't change from day to day like in a "lawful" job. You don't get transferred. You don't get an annual appraisal. You dont pay taxes. There's no paperwork. In fact if you're keeping files you get killed. You have to have a brain filled with facts and data. You have to be, in other words, a superior employee. A Mob guy working at a restaurant would have half the customers beaten up for being pricks to the help and then half the help would be beaten up for being worthless. The Mob guy would then hire new people off the street just by looking at them. He could tell the worthless "applicants" from the superior ones without an interview or a resume. That's how it is in the Mob. And then there's the gunplay. Guys like that in movies. But it's never haphazard in The Godfather. It's orchestrated. Because it's Against The Law. There isn't even one pair of exposed tits in either movie and nobody cares. A movie has to be a damn good one to play that game, the no cheesecake game. It hardly has any females in it at all in fact. There is only one male-female back-story going on at all and that is with the heir apparent and his wife. And he chooses his job over his wife. Men like that. Men would prefer their wife be behind them in their work, to be like a crazed feral dog defending her den regarding her man. But if he has to choose, he chooses the job. At least in THIS movie. He damn well better in that line of work. Also everyone dresses really well. Really good Italian suits. I hope this has been helpful to you Amy, goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow. Give my worst to your mom.

The Jews

2010-04-08T09:18:00.000-07:00

Hi! Haven't been to my own blog for a while. I've been on Facebook. Making friends. Doing good works. Just like WalMart.
There's some Jew named Shoebat - maybe he's an Arab. What's the fuckin' difference. So there's some Jew named Shoebat who hates Islam. And he's a big anti Muslim guy. He lives in Israel I guess. So I'm on his email list and i get shit from his - whatever it is he tries to get people to donate to. Everyone wants someone else to donate to them I notice lately. I never donate to people. Let them get a job they want donations, their employer can donate to their paycheck. So he sends shit out and you cant respond to it! It's all one-way communication with this guy. So I get this thing that I am going to reproduce. It was written by some Jew 50 years ago. The Jew asks a lot of questions. I answered these questions for Shoebat!! I figured he was asksing real questions he wanted answered!! Turns out I was wrong. He just wants to ask questions. Like every other Jew. He's not interested in answers. So I'll answer them for YOU. So anyway, here's the fucking list of questions this fucker sent me:

"The Jews are a peculiar people: things permitted to other nations are forbidden to the Jews.
Other nations drive out thousands, even millions of people and there is no refugee problem. Russia did it, Poland and Czechoslovakia did it.
Turkey threw out a million Greeks and Algeria a million Frenchman.
Indonesia threw out heaven knows how many Chinese and no one says a word about refugees.
But in the case of Israel , the displaced Arabs have become eternal refugees.
Everyone insists that Israel must take back every single one.
Other nations when victorious on the battlefield dictate peace terms.
But when Israel is victorious, it must sue for peace.
Everyone expects the Jews to be the only real Christians in this world.
Other nations, when they are defeated, survive and recover but should Israel be defeated it would be destroyed.
Had Nasser triumphed in June [1967], he would have wiped Israel off the map, and no one would have lifted a finger to save the Jews.
No commitment to the Jews by any government, including our own, is worth the paper it is written on.
There is a cry of outrage all over the world when people die in Vietnam or when two Blacks are executed in Rhodesia .
But, when Hitler slaughtered Jews no one demonstrated against him.
The Swedes, who were ready to break off diplomatic relations with America because of what we did in Vietnam , did not let out a peep when Hitler was slaughtering Jews.
They sent Hitler choice iron ore, and ball bearings, and serviced his troops in Norway .
The Jews are alone in the world.
If Israel survives, it will be solely because of Jewish efforts. And Jewish resources.
Yet at this moment, Israel is our only reliable and unconditional ally.
We can rely more on Israel than Israel can rely on us.
And one has only to imagine what would have happened in the six day war [1967] had the Arabs and their Russian backers won the war, to realize how vital the survival of Israel is to America and the West in general.
I have a premonition that will not leave me; as it goes with Israel so will it go with all of us.
Should Israel perish, the Holocaust will be upon us all.

This was written by Eric Hoffer in the LA Times in 1968 -- 42 years ago! Some things never change! "

Ok, there it is. Eric Hoffer's puzzlements and Shoebat's too I guess. But I can answer ALL of these questions. The reason Jews are treated different is because Jews don't CARE if you treat them like shit. The Jews never take RESPONSIBILITY for anything. They're like niggers. Only smarter. A LOT smarter. On the minus side, all this smartness is usually used to get someone else to
cover their asses and haul their butts out of a fire. Do they ever say thanks? No. They say you didn't do enough. Gratitude is NOT a Jewish trait. It's like it's FORBIDDEN to say thanks. To show appreciation. To be polite. Now, oddly enough, if you go to a Jew's HOME - they're nice to you. Not that they would let you IN - you not being a Jew - but if by some fucking MIRACLE - you are inside a Jew's house they will fucking annoy you with hospitality. They annoy you no matter what, whether it's doing something nice for you or pissing the fucking shit out of you...they're annoying. They're pains in the ass. I mean, I ain't the first one to ever say this!! And I ain't sayin' it just to be sayin' it, like, because it's "what you're supposed to say about the Jews" or something like that. I'm saying it because I have watched it for 66 fucking years. So anyway, like I tried to tell fucking Shoebat before my email came back MAILER DAEMON the answer to Eric Hoffer's puzzlement or Thing He Noticed is that Jews have taught the rest of the world that they are 1: totally ungrateful bastards and you can never do enough for them, they want more. Even God Almighty learned this valuable lesson. The entire Bible is a history of God Almighty telling Israel "There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you people." So It ain't just me. 2: They never do anything for themselves. They wouldn't even be Israel today if it wasn't for the British and the Americans. Do you think they said thanks? No. 3: They are worthless as a nation. They gut the whole world giving them problems because they refuse to put the "palestinians" - who are the Mideast version of the fucking Apaches - onto a reservation and lock the fucking gate. If they would do this everyone would leave them alone. It would mean they took command of their own destiny instead of waiting for God or Mankind to do it for them. Hitler took care of their destiny once and they had no problem with that either. He was rounding them up and killing them and they went along. Why?....because someone else was doing it. They don't care what you do for them or to them just so long as it ain't them lifting a finger.

The Nigger In Chief And the Tea Party "Lunatics"

2010-03-30T21:28:00.000-07:00

Today the nigger in chief called the Tea Party people the lunatic fringe. Well, the ones "at the core." As far as I know the people "at the core" of the Tea Party are exactly like the ones that just showed up yesterday. The entire Tea Party is the core. There are no "differences of opinion or points for debate" in the Tea Party. The Tea Party is united in an unwritten unifying energy: Obama is a muslim lying commie prick. That's basically it. Now, since I am in more or less agreement with the Tea Party goals that means the nigger in chief is calling me a lunatic. Fair enough, i have been calling him a nigger since he won the election. However now I am going to call him a nigger all over the place. Not just here. Because he is a nigger all over the place. Not just here.

Bidding Adios To The Vagos

2010-03-20T16:09:00.000-07:00

Let's talk about the Vagos, shall we? We might as well talk about them, we won't be actually seeing many of them for much longer. In fact we probably won't be seeing ANY of them for much longer. Because, you see, the Vagos have done something very very...I don't want to say stupid. I'll say foolish. Foolishness is something even the most intelligent can fall prey to. Foolishness does not imply stupidity or low intellect. Satan is foolish and he is a genius. He is the most intelligent created being. And every being is a created being except Yahweh. Yahweh is uncreated. No, I do now know how the fuck this can be so don't ask me I don't know. Well: we've gone from the Vagos, to God. Let's go back down to Vagos level, shall we? Follow me. Ok, this will take a while. Ok, here we are. Now, the Vagos have done something very foolish: they have declared war on a police DEPARTMENT. An American police department. This is different from declaring war on a - or on several - specific police OFFICERS. When you go to war against a particular cop, every government agency in the United States does not get immediately, and with great urgency - involved. The thinking is, well, maybe he has it coming, or maybe he's a problem child, or maybe he is "dirty" or maybe it's just normal job threats from people pissed off at the System and it's nothing personal or it's random. Or something. The attitude is, well, let's see what shakes outa this bag before we all go apeshit over it. Now, after 9-11 we all heard a ton of crap and nonsense and exhausting name-calling about how this agency had no idea of the data compiled by that agency on this individual and how that agency was not aware that this other agency over here had a file ten miles long on that guy over there, and I mean, it went on and on and on. And it was all true! The FBI didn't share information with the CIA and the War Department didnt tell anything to NASA and the Army didn't tell anything to the Navy and the Air Force laughed at everyone, and on and on and on. And the reason all the departments of government "peace keeping and security" were all doing their own thing and not working together you ask???......Because the Muslim attack was on CIVILIANS WHO HAD NON-BUREAUCRATIC GOVERNMENT-PAYROLL JOBS!!!! In other words the attack was on THE ENEMY!!....TAX PAYERS!!! Unlike this Vagos thing. The Vagos are targeting the entire Hemet police department. The job of a policeman is to protect other policemen first, other bureaucrats second and you not at all. You?...you go to jail. These other guys?...they don't go to jail unless it gets all out of control and the tax-payers start screaming. Then a few cops and a few bureaucrats get thrown under the bus. That's the way it is, everyone "gets it," no big deal. The Vagos, however, having targeted an entire police DEPARTMENT.....THIS comes under the heading of red-flag emergency of the highest order. Cops are the only barrier tax-supported "employees" have between themselves and the tax-payers. Every government agency, from the Secret Service to the first grade teacher sticking his dick into little bobby's ass, has a direct stake in seeing to it that the American Police Force not be compromised and that all direct attacks upon it be exterminated immediately, no matter where, no matter from whom, and no matter how small the police department or "law enforcement agency.". Panic would be a very mild word to describe the reaction to this Vagos strategy of insanity. The FBI and the CIA and the National Security Council and the Teachers Union and the Bus Drivers Workers Association and the the fucking Janitors Union at PS 96 are focused as One Ferocious Entity toward one solitary goal: making the Vagos disappear forever. And it WILL happen. Learn from the Vagos' mistake, one and all. Now, IT COULD BE that the Vagos assumed that the American police departments are like, say, for example, just to throw a country out-there at random, let's just say, maybe like, for instance MEXICO!!!!! A lot of people with a Spanish-language word on the back of their clothing might make this mistake. American police departments are not like Mexican police departments. American police departments run from trouble ONLY FOR A FEW DAYS. Then when every other department of government, including the United States Air Force is ready to launch a unified attack - these cops return to the fight. They don't just stay in the cantina and wait until the monsoon season and then slip into Central America with their wife and 20 kids. They come back and eradicate the threat. Attacking an entire Department of the Government is more urgent than "attacking the government." Because nobody really knows what the fuck the government is or where it's really located. The idiots in college who riot think the government is Washington or Fort Dix or Annapolis, or who the fuck knows where they think it is. The government is, in reality, THE COPS!!!! Without police there is no "law enforcement." Without "law enforcement" nobody pays their taxes or their fees or their fines, and those "who have no respect for the law" cannot be arrested and kept separate from the sheep who pay their taxes and fines and fees because they think that is their "duty." Everyone who is in jail in America except for a handful of muslim outside-attackers who attack citizens and not government employees and who are being systematically released by the muslim-in-chief - WAS ARRESTED BY A COP!!!! So therefore it is very important to everyone in every branch of government that police departments are not targeted for destruction. It cannot be allowed otherwise bureaucracy would collapse overnight and you would have prosperity and peace. Now I have said all I need to say on this subject. All that remains for YOU to do is follow the Vagos story and see how long - and for once not very - it will take for the slowly-rolling wheel of bureaucracy to - very swiftly all of a sudden - roll over the Vagos and make them disappear. Hopefully you will learn some lessons.

Michael Moore Offers To Tell The Nigger What To Do

2010-03-08T22:58:00.000-08:00

You would think the Nigger Public would be up in arms. Michael Moore, the blob of butterized human sewage that flops along the sidewalk like an elephant seal flopping after another piece of blubber to fuck, has written a "letter" to Kunta Kintay, basically ordering him to make fatso the new chief of staff and to fire the one he has. His letter must be being taken seriously by somebody, the Associated Press is reporting all this. Time magazine will likely make Moore a featured writer for their own
rag. Time magazine likes people who are so delusional they think they have the ear of Washington. Time magazine has the same delusion so Moore will fit right in and the two have the exact same agenda - the Fall of Western Civilization - so it should work out fine for both of them. Michael Moore has a whole agenda for Obama and it is not at all hidden. Moore is telling obama that he will move into the basement of the white house, or kraal, as it is now being called by the African Community, and he will get obama up at 5 every morning for calisthenics and his daily marching orders. It's really interesting reading if you like reading the ravings of someone who should be operating a comic book store. Moore, like all white people, thinks Obama gives a shit what white people think. He doesn't. He hates white people. He likes the Black Panthers. Period. Obama wants America to be an African tribe where black people have white slaves. So far he's on his way to getting it. He's got the next two generations of white people in bondage financially for the next 50 years. And Moore thinks it's just not going fast enough. White people: always telling the niggers to hurry. HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Cleared For Takeoff" Oh Wait - Crash And Burn!!!

2010-03-04T15:10:00.000-08:00

Some kid cleared a plane for takeoff at an airport. You could tell he was totally happy about it. And the pilot talked back to him like he was a real controller, ya know? Probably the best day in the life of that kid and the envy of any other kid who heard the tapes of the incident. Like, I mean, how fucking cool is that to be 9 and be talking to the pilot from the control tower and the pilot's talking back to you like you're a normal person, not a 9 year old. And the kid's dad - the real controller - was right there. So it was all pretty fucking great, even if you were an adult you were envying the kid the fun and coolness of the whole thing. It was one of those moments when, if you were that kid, you would be totally excited about growing up. WELL!.....as you know, we do not live in a normal United States anymore where you can have fun and excitement and moments of happiness. We live in a Third World Sewer of ratty little assholes who swoop down on anyone enjoying life. So some little demon made sure the Parent Demons at the FAA - that's the federal department of fatass fucks who make sure American Aviation keeps going backward to the level of a Tanganyika airport of the 1930's with three DC 1's in the dirt, none of them having doors, and being operated by someone in jodphurs and a fucking pith helment and looking like Clark Gable and shouting at Jean Harlow in the driving rain. So the FAA pieces of useless, prehistoric shit are up in arms about this, and even the so called "real Americans at Fox" are all apeshit over this All-American Incident. Now: IF THIS KID HAD BEEN A FUCKING NIGGER OR A LITTLE MEXICAN PEON LAD FROM A DIRT VILLAGE IN GAWADDA LAFUKKING HADDA......why, that lad would now be sitting on the nigger-in-chief's lap in the press room and being hailed as a great up and coming genius of the minority persuasion and would have been given his own tax-purchased 747 to own and operate just as soon as the press conference was over. But alas it was some white kid and he is probably, along with his father, but in different States, going to GO TO PRISON!!!! YES!!!! And everyone - oh, including all the white people - are going to say "Serves them both right, endangering our national security in such a flagrant disregard for the safety and well being of the American Public." Meanwhile the fucking nigger that attempted to BLOW UP A PLANE FULL OF PEOPLE is going to likely be deported back to Iran or Niggerfuckhole, Somalia, wherever he came from, and be given a new fleet of Escalades to fill with dynamite and send rolling into a restaurant in Miami. After which the FAA and the nigger in chief will praise him as a god-loving holy man. Tell me we ain't in hell, fucker. Go ahead, tell me.

The Nigger And The White Olympics

2010-03-01T11:35:00.001-08:00

I don't usually ax questions here but does anyone know if the nigger in chief has congratulated the American Olympians yet on their winning performances? I know the fucker hates white people, and I have no problem with racism, believe me, I am right up there with Obama on that one, it's just that my racism ain't against white people, and I am sure even a dumbass stupid nigger like Obama can understand that. But just for the sake of appearances has the mother fucker even made a half-assed attept at a pretense of making believe he is happy about the fine showing of America in this global competition? You all keep me posted on this now, would you? I am very anxious to be proven wrong. I am anxious but not placing any bets on it. Just for the record.

Nigbama Wants Whitey To Help Nigger Schools

2010-03-01T10:55:00.000-08:00

The nigger in chief has announced today that the niggers in school aren't doing well and that more money is needed from white taxpayers to be given to nigger schools so that the niggers will do better in school. I personally think that all tax-supported schools, nigger or otherwise, should be bulldozed. In a State-operated school The Preservation of the State is the only thing that is going to be taught there. Not freedom and liberty. You don't need to have had much schooling from even a nigger school to figure that out. What I find personally amazing about this announcement from the nigger is that he ain't picked up on the clear indicators that nobody gives a shit about niggers and Mexicans anymore. White people just don't care. Now that a nigger made it into the white house, it is like White Guilt is being washed away. White people are going back to being white people.White kids are finally realizing that walking around with your pants at your knees and having to push your legs sideways all the time in order that your pants won't just fall to the ground.....is stupid. White people are starting to see that places where there are only white people - like Canada and Finland and Australia, and maybe someday even Russia (though they might have had all the white bred out of them by 100 years of Communist policies of breeding-for-stupidity) - are places that are more pleasant and clean and more fun and with happier people who are not afraid to be Christians and would kick you in the nuts if you said anything bad about Jesus. And then graciously take you to the doctor so he could fix your nuts and hope that you had learned a valuable lesson. The nigger in chief's power is falling off of him like dust because he is not the Messiah. He's just a stupid street-level commie agitator black panther dumbass white-hating loser nigger. The White Olympics are over, obviously, and I'm back. Speakin' o' which, has the nigger in chief said anything about the Americans doing so well at the Olympics yet?? No, I didn't think so. fuckin' coon bastard commie mother fucking piece of muslim allah-fucking shit.

The White Olympics

2010-02-28T23:29:00.000-08:00

The White Olympics is now over and I suppose I will be paying attention to the nigger in chief again. It's been nice looking at just white people for 17 days romping in the snow, athletes from all the white nations, some of them retarded white nations like Holland and France and Sweden, but ya know, being white, there's hope. Even though they are European. I was happy to see Canada win the hockey game because if they had lost they might have held a grudge and since Canada is the only country that actually likes white Americans, we might need to flee to there when the Muslims nuke America, which I suspect is coming, probably before the nigger in chief runs out of steam. In fact I am sure he will know about it in advance. Because he actually is a Muslim and they all know what all the other Muslims are doing. They're like Armenians or gypsies. He will likely be in Saudi Arabia when it happens.

Best Post Yet

2010-02-26T10:57:00.001-08:00

Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base:

" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

" Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

J.J. Explains The Jews To You

2010-02-23T21:13:00.000-08:00

As you know, even if you ARE a Jew, the Jews are annoying. And they also won't go away even though everybody hates them. Not only won't they go away they now have their own country that every other country wants to disappear. Except the United States and Britain. We want them there. Why? There is actually no known explanation for this. I guess because the Jews whined so long to us "we want our own country" that we just said yes just to shut them up and to encourage them to move the fuck away. Whining to get their way is how it usually works with the fuckers anyways. Pontious Pilate will vouch for that. What is the DEAL with the Jews??? Here's the deal with the Jews. The Jews are one-twelfth of the ancient nation of Israel. Which their deity, Yahweh, created from the tribe of losers called Hebrews. The Hebrews were a bunch of goat herders who kind of sat around and ate grubs and stunk to high heaven, like all the other sandniggers drifting around at the time. SOME of the sandniggers though had empires made of stacked stones. Unlike the Hebrews who just stacked piles of goatshit. The sandniggers called "Egyptians" and the sandniggers called "Assyrians" and the sandniggers called "Babylonians" and the sandniggers called "Persians" they had empires made of stone cities and big buildings and huge walls and big sculptures and slaves and commerce and big boats and chariots and armies. The Hebrews had goats. The father of the Hebrews was Abraham. He lived in Ur. Ur was a city with a cool name that was owned by one of the aforementioned empires. Which one? I don't know. Maybe the Sumerians. Maybe the Swedes. I dunno. Yahweh - the Jew god - singled out Abraham for who knows what reason and said "I'm gonna create a fantastic civilization from out of your two balls. Your nutsack is gonna be the cause of a LOT of people getting born." Abe said, ok, to that. When Yahweh talks to anyone about them getting the opportunity to get laid, Yahweh always gets total cooperation. So Abe was up for this. Eventually there were thousands of Abe's decendants. They kept daring God to fuck with them because they had this "contract" that Yahweh created. So the Hebrews figured that since they were Yahweh's Special People, they could fuck with Yahweh and Yahweh would have to go along with it because he had committed himself. This is a stupid assumption, thinking you can fuck with the creator of the universe - which Yahweh kept insisting he was. Well, what was now" Israel" kept acting like they could get things their way because otherwise Yahweh would have to break the contract and then Israel would have proven themselves smarter than Yahweh. So Yahweh - who has LOTS of time - kept postponing when Israel would become Number One in the universe and even telling them how long the postponement would be along their tedious, exasperating fucked-up trip along the way before Yahweh would wake up from his nap and set Israel back on the road to victory. A LONG TIME LATER and after tons of instances of Yahweh trying to get these Hebrew pissers to shape up, to fucking relax with the whining, and just listen, Jesus was born. Jesus was gonna be Yahweh's ace in the hole. He would send himself as a human to Israel in order to personally instruct them, one on one, no more Special Envoy People or intermediaries, now it would be God with humans in the flesh. This Jesus fellow, he said to the Jew Bastards that He Was The Guy and that he could get what was now left of Israel - one tribe out of the original twelve, the tribe of Judah - back onto the fast track toward total World Wrestling Entertainment Domination As The People Of God - or as we fondly NOW know them -(because they told Jesus "die, savior, die")..... THE FUCKING JEWS! Some people refer to them as Jew Bastards, but the fucking Jews will be good enough for me. Jesus told the Fucking Jews that the time of their rescue and power that they had been howling for for 2000 years was at hand: Yahweh was right there in the flesh to tell them what to do. He told them to stop being assholes and they would take over the earth and conquer the galaxy. They said "will we defeat these fucking Romans?" Jesus said quit worrying about the fucking Romans. The Jews said "WE OWE THESE FUCKERS SOME WHOOPASS!! YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS, DESTROY THEM!!!" Jesus at this point now had the same problem that Yahweh had been having for the past 2000 years with these people: they wanted things their way, thinking they had God by the balls. Jesus said no, I ain't raising an army. I'm giving you instead the secret to conquering the earth immediately and without war via the free enterprise system and the abolition of the courts and the law that Yahweh has been having you live under, I'm removing all that because I am Yahweh, pretty good deal, uh? They said "Fuck you, we'll kill you instead. Work your way out of THAT one, Yahweh Yunior." Well, like a zombie, Jesus came back from the dead and unlike a zombie disappeared instead of going around and eating people. When the Jews, or Israel, fucks with Yahweh he disappears. That has been the pattern. So Yahweh took off again leaving the Fucking Jews by themselves and not only not conquering the galaxy but being the shitty dogs of the vile solitary planet earth. Hated and reviled and spit on even by rats.For two thousand years the Jews have been hated and killed. And in all that time they have not quelled for even one second this now-deeply-ingrained innate need to be obnoxious arrogant asshole douchebags. THEY ARE NOT EVEN ARROGANT BULLIES!! THEY ARE ARROGANT DOUCHEBAGS! YOU TELL THEM SHUT THE FUCK UP?....... and they shut the fuck up. BUT JUST FOR A SECOND!! then they are back to being arrogant obnoxious ungrateful, gimmee more gimmee-more assholes. Despite all this... DESPITE ALL THIS...look at them: they now have their own country. NATURALLY They think they have this new country coming. They think they deserve it. Actually it was created FOR them by the British. The didn't even say thanks. It's actually a good country, these Jews have managed to build from scratch! They treat you right when you're there. But they still want all the other "civilized" countries to solve their problems for them. Now, you might be asking, "Why did the British make a country for them?" My friend?....I have no fucking idea. That is something for the Weird Theorists to unravel. So anyway, the Jews are a pain because they are all convinced that God will haul them out of any mess they create for themselves. So they go out of their WAY to be assholes and create messes. And what does it get them? Killed, persecuted, hated, spit on, called names,harassed, I mean it's endless. 4,000 years of this and counting. It's gonna take something really really hairy to get them to see the light. Don't hold your breath. Anyway, they ain't going anywhere, so get used to the fuckers. The whole Persian world wants them eradicated and they're still there. Israel is a country the size of the San Fernando Valley. Surrounded by an entire planet that wants them gone. But no one can make them go. As for me I don't have a dog in this fight, Israel ain't fucking with ME or flying planes into buildings in MY country so I don't care what they do. What am I saying, they won't do anything, they'll wait for someone else to do it for them because They Are Just So Fucking Special. And, yup, they ARE special: they are unique: they are the most annoying race of exasperating pains in the ass in history.

Another Anonymous Email Thing

2010-02-23T09:49:00.000-08:00

This is one of those anonymous emails that conservatives email to each other. Pretty funny.

"Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement..

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. Those became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors,police officers, engineers, furniture manufactures, corporate executives, sales reps, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans.. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off."

The Ass Press Loves Islam

2010-02-21T12:25:00.000-08:00

" AP – Israeli soldiers look at an Israeli air force unmanned plane in the Tel Nof base, central Israel, Sunday, …
By TIA GOLDENBERG, Associated Press Writer – 52 mins ago

TEL NOF AIR FORCE BASE, Israel – Israel's air force on Sunday introduced a fleet of huge pilotless planes that can remain in the air for a full day and fly as far as the Persian Gulf, putting rival Iran within its range. "

The above excerpt is from a yahoo news article about Israeli drone planes. Tia Goldenberg - a jew who hates her own country - we have one of those types in the white house - refers to Iran as Israel's rival. Iran has vowed with great enthusiasm and on the record that it is devoting its own existence to eradicating Israel from the map and from history. This attitude is not called "rivalry."